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Forum: The Pit Today, 01:04 PM
Replies: 1,189
Views: 14,420
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I feel like even Arseface is a well written...

I feel like even Arseface is a well written character. He had a stupid reason for doing what he did, you can't understand half of what he's saying, but he never feels like a character you're...
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:41 AM
Replies: 1,189
Views: 14,420
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I know, I was shocked that I didn't like it too. ...

I know, I was shocked that I didn't like it too. The whole time I kept thinking, "this is something Moebius would draw." A guy at my local shop suggested it based on the stuff I usually read. I...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:16 AM
Replies: 1,189
Views: 14,420
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Preacher isn't special because of the...

Preacher isn't special because of the scatalogical humor or the over the top violence, its because of how well developed Jesse's relationship with Tulip and Cassidy is. Because of the flashback to...
Forum: The Pit 04-21-2014, 01:55 PM
Replies: 1,189
Views: 14,420
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I liked to draw superheroes when I was a kid so...

I liked to draw superheroes when I was a kid so my dad bought me Wizard Magazine that had a lot of drawing tips. Because of that magazine I learned about Preacher and Transmetropolitan and stuff...
Forum: Modern Rock 04-21-2014, 01:39 PM
Replies: 7,625
Views: 169,346
Posted By Jack Off Jill
My pants are off and I'm ready to go.

My pants are off and I'm ready to go.
Forum: The Pit 04-21-2014, 01:36 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 906
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I'd like to say Pepsi but places around here...

I'd like to say Pepsi but places around here usually serve coke.
Forum: The Pit 04-21-2014, 01:31 PM
Replies: 268
Views: 4,192
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I suppose it depends on whether or not she's...

I suppose it depends on whether or not she's worth risking herpes. On the one hand, she's gotta be good at having sex by now. On the other hand, scary looking junk.
Forum: The Pit 04-21-2014, 01:29 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,028
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Waldo.

Waldo.
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 12-28-2013, 04:13 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 122
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Neither one takes batteries. I managed to get an...

Neither one takes batteries.

I managed to get an Electro-harmonix flanger hoax adaptor into the Musket, but I don't want to plug it in because I think it's reverse polarity.

I've been trying them...
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 12-28-2013, 03:55 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 122
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Numerous pedal problems.

So I've bought three used pedals in the last couple weeks. A subdecay Prometheus, a blackout effectors musket, and a Pigtronix Philososopher's tone. Only one of them seems to be working right.

I...
Forum: The Pit 10-12-2013, 10:35 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 551
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I let my seven month old have a taste of Pepsi in...

I let my seven month old have a taste of Pepsi in public the other day and some woman acted as if I was performing nazi experiments on her.
Forum: The Pit 10-02-2013, 03:46 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 2,215
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Air conditioning. Easy.

Air conditioning. Easy.
Forum: The Pit 09-21-2013, 07:58 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 3,627
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Ofelia.

Ofelia.
Forum: The Pit 09-21-2013, 07:39 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 3,627
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Birth of my daughter.

Birth of my daughter.
Forum: Community Archives 09-14-2013, 01:43 AM
Replies: 40,066
Views: 493,820
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Superbad.

Superbad.
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2013, 01:27 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 843
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Animator CNC operator... I cut glass.

Animator

CNC operator... I cut glass.
Forum: The Pit 09-07-2013, 03:11 AM
Replies: 205
Views: 2,896
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I work with a pedophile. And if you can get past...

I work with a pedophile. And if you can get past that he raped his daughter til she committed suicide he's a pretty good guy.
Forum: The Pit 09-02-2013, 04:41 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 2,354
Posted By Jack Off Jill
When I have a rough day or week at work, I go...

When I have a rough day or week at work, I go back to my last retail job and buy stuff. It always improves my mood by putting things back into perspective. I hated retail.
Forum: The Pit 08-08-2013, 02:04 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 629
Posted By Jack Off Jill
When I'm on break at work. I still sit outside,...

When I'm on break at work. I still sit outside, though I shouldn't. Usually I'm good though. There were a few times recently where I almost bummed one, but I just thought about my baby and stopped...
Forum: The Pit 07-12-2013, 04:43 AM
Replies: 312
Views: 7,638
Posted By Jack Off Jill
How are we defining giving and receiving anal...

How are we defining giving and receiving anal sex, cause it seems like a lot of us aren't on the same page here.

I've had anal sex. Liked it. But at this point in my life, I would much rather take...
Forum: The Pit 07-02-2013, 02:54 AM
Replies: 1,189
Views: 14,420
Posted By Jack Off Jill
They really are. It feels like a caricature of...

They really are. It feels like a caricature of John Constantine. I was going to buy the newest issue, but I didn't see the point. I also really hate the art.

I'm super excited about Brother Lono,...
Forum: The Pit 06-28-2013, 05:52 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,117
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I like adulthood better. I have sex, I spend...

I like adulthood better. I have sex, I spend hundreds on comics every month, and I eat pizza multiple times a week.
Forum: The Pit 06-16-2013, 06:26 AM
Replies: 131
Views: 3,117
Posted By Jack Off Jill
One time I got up after passing out and walked...

One time I got up after passing out and walked over to my friend's computer chair, tried to lift the seat, then peed all over it. My friends told me about it the next day.

Then in the morning I...
Forum: The Pit 05-27-2013, 05:32 AM
Replies: 146
Views: 3,151
Posted By Jack Off Jill
My Name Is Earl was a brilliant show.

My Name Is Earl was a brilliant show.
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2013, 11:27 PM
Replies: 267
Poll: Prostitution
Views: 4,374
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Street prostitution should remain illegal. ...

Street prostitution should remain illegal. Predominantly because a lot of tragedies have probably been averted through police intervention. It's not morally wrong, I don't think. But it allows for...
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 02:00 PM
Replies: 209
Views: 3,614
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Im okay with being a judgemental asshole.

Im okay with being a judgemental asshole.
Forum: Community Archives 05-17-2013, 01:43 AM
Replies: 40,066
Views: 493,820
Posted By Jack Off Jill
It lacks the fundamentals.

It lacks the fundamentals.
Forum: The Pit 05-12-2013, 01:56 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 2,152
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Tool. I don't care if they have kids. They write...

Tool. I don't care if they have kids. They write about prison sex, enemas, stinkfisting, anal.... Oh yeah, they're gay. You name your band after a dick and have those liner notes inside Aenima?...
Forum: The Pit 05-12-2013, 01:06 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 738
Posted By Jack Off Jill
99 Luft Balloons.

99 Luft Balloons.
Forum: Community Archives 05-07-2013, 07:47 AM
Replies: 40,066
Views: 493,820
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I already told you, dawg! The cowboy and the old...

I already told you, dawg! The cowboy and the old people do objectively exist. They're from the lodge in Twin Peaks. You hear electricity when the cowboy arrives. The red curtains in Club Silencio...
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