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Forum: The Pit 03-23-2015, 11:37 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 588
Posted By McTodd
birthday present for an old-ass man

My dad is turning 70. He is, officially, old as ****.

What should I get him for his birthday? Like all old people he likes ******* and DIY equipment, TV, and casual racism/misogyny.
Forum: The Pit 03-15-2015, 10:53 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 229
Posted By McTodd
Awesome ideas, cheers guys - i had a go with...

Awesome ideas, cheers guys - i had a go with kompozer but i think my mum would struggle with it - i'll have a quick whack a joomla and see

:y:
Forum: The Pit 03-15-2015, 08:01 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 229
Posted By McTodd
make your own website...?....!?

Hellos

Does anyone know a good way of easily building a website for, um, well, free? I'm helping my mum make a site for her small business - I'm relatively OK with messing around with HTML and doing...
Forum: The Pit 02-21-2015, 09:37 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 720
Posted By McTodd
http://i.imgur.com/l9JA8.gif

http://i.imgur.com/l9JA8.gif
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 02-07-2015, 07:49 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 280
Posted By McTodd
aha, from what i read it seemed like the opposite...

aha, from what i read it seemed like the opposite problem.

another part of the problem is that the effect i'm using is the built-in octaver in a Zoom B1 which is, frankly, poo. i'm really just...
Forum: Guitar Gear & Accessories 02-07-2015, 02:07 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 280
Posted By McTodd
acoustic + octave pedal

Hellos

I've been trying to experiment a little with putting an acoustic guitar through an octave pedal to get extra bass notes, but the results are always completely unbearably crummy - the pedal...
Forum: The Pit 02-06-2015, 07:42 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 853
Posted By McTodd
Guys guys guys we sorted this out a long time...

Guys guys guys we sorted this out a long time ago
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29702493&postcount=318
Forum: The Pit 01-14-2015, 03:18 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,210
Posted By McTodd
i tried to grow a moustache once but it didn't go...

i tried to grow a moustache once but it didn't go so well because i didn't dad my mum or his mum's dad either
Forum: The Pit 01-10-2015, 09:32 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 378
Posted By McTodd
Gotta love dat tone, dat complex time sig, dem...

Gotta love dat tone, dat complex time sig, dem lyrics, dat stage presence ... omg just so perfect. Been a fan for years
http://youtu.be/yRnPE1u4ruM
Forum: The Pit 01-10-2015, 04:44 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,483
Posted By McTodd
Nah, t'aint pee, das...

Nah, t'aint pee, das skwert
http://youtu.be/QovRuqmROac
Forum: The Pit 01-04-2015, 11:31 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 225
Posted By McTodd
no

no
Forum: The Pit 01-04-2015, 10:19 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 225
Posted By McTodd
wanna makey da games

hello

i have some time on my hands and i want to learn how to make browser games. does anybody have any experience with that kind of thing? where do i even start? i have some coding ability, but...
Forum: The Pit 08-22-2014, 05:26 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 796
Posted By McTodd
Poke, not tap. I was quite clear about this.

Poke, not tap. I was quite clear about this.
Forum: The Pit 08-22-2014, 03:22 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 796
Posted By McTodd
faster than light communication

Hello, please help me.

So I've been reading a book on quantum physics - In Search of Schroedinger's Cat by John Gribbin - and I've been thinking a lot about the speed of light and how one might...
Forum: The Pit 04-05-2014, 07:01 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,066
Posted By McTodd
Make your own 2048

Do your worst, Pit. Let's do this

linky (http://games.usvsth3m.com/2048/)

me first
mine (http://games.usvsth3m.com/2048/primitive-cultures-edition/)
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2014, 07:55 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 743
Posted By McTodd
is there something wrong with comic sans? all the...

is there something wrong with comic sans? all the other fonts are just so serious, it struck me as such a fun and lively font so i thought you guys would all enjoy it. it's like a cartoon!
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2014, 07:31 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 743
Posted By McTodd
NEWS: person doesn't step in puddle

BREAKING NEWS
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2560118/Lauren-Goodger-jumps-round-puddle-outside-coffee-shop-friend.html

...
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2014, 05:05 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 713
Posted By McTodd
wat do in berlin

Going on holiday for a few days next month. What's some cool German stuff to get up to?
Forum: The Pit 02-11-2014, 07:37 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 989
Posted By McTodd
...

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh146/Korpikari/dreamszz5.gif
Forum: The Pit 02-10-2014, 03:58 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,644
Posted By McTodd
calling bullshit - you can't get shoulder nipples...

calling bullshit - you can't get shoulder nipples because shoulders aren't on your milk line

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_line

would post pics, but titties

in conclusion: armpit nipples,...
Forum: The Pit 02-09-2014, 09:09 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,838
Posted By McTodd
wrong thread.... ?

wrong thread.... ?
Forum: The Pit 02-09-2014, 09:05 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,838
Posted By McTodd
by a river, in a town north of the equator. near...

by a river, in a town north of the equator. near london. sort of.
Forum: The Pit 02-09-2014, 09:02 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,838
Posted By McTodd
she keeps inviting us to come and sit round the...

she keeps inviting us to come and sit round the fire so she can read us stories and sing us songs or something. again, yes, it is very creepy. we know that her real children left years ago and that...
Forum: The Pit 02-09-2014, 08:49 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,838
Posted By McTodd
we think she wants to use us to replace her...

we think she wants to use us to replace her children. it is quite creepy. also she is mad that we rarely take the bins out. that's pretty much it.

oh, and she is also mad that we don't have strange...
Forum: The Pit 02-09-2014, 08:43 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,838
Posted By McTodd
because **** you that's why meh, sorta yeah,...

because **** you that's why


meh, sorta


yeah, sorta. we have a very informal contract (think unsigned napkin) and she's giving us a month's notice
Forum: The Pit 02-09-2014, 08:38 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,838
Posted By McTodd
Getting kicked out of house, AMA

Hey Pit,

My girlfriend and I are getting kicked out of the house we share with our landlady because of reasons beyond our comprehension. Ask me anything.

pic...
Forum: The Pit 02-05-2014, 05:43 PM
Replies: 5,624
Views: 637,808
Posted By McTodd
http://youtu.be/IHxwOU_yCuM

http://youtu.be/IHxwOU_yCuM
Forum: The Pit 01-06-2014, 07:24 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 2,316
Posted By McTodd
So sexism aside, this is like the most...

So sexism aside, this is like the most unscientific and illogical poll ever. "I want to find out the relative population of female guitar players and what genre they play, so I will ask only the...
Forum: The Pit 12-31-2013, 04:43 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 995
Posted By McTodd
this thread confirms my suspicion that the pit is...

this thread confirms my suspicion that the pit is full of 12 year old perma-virgins
Forum: The Pit 12-14-2013, 09:41 PM
Replies: 95
Poll: Best hole
Views: 3,038
Posted By McTodd
What does it count as if you go in one and out...

What does it count as if you go in one and out another?
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