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Forum: The Pit 07-12-2014, 04:14 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 2,381
Posted By MattMez
Call Me Maybe

Call Me Maybe
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2014, 04:58 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 665
Posted By MattMez
When I was a kid I used to have to get the sunday...

When I was a kid I used to have to get the sunday paper from the shop and I would be able to buy sweets with the change
Forum: The Pit 06-12-2014, 02:58 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 300
Posted By MattMez
It's at least frowned upon EDIT Love the video...

It's at least frowned upon

EDIT

Love the video by the way, I love a film with a message
Forum: The Pit 06-11-2014, 05:28 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,283
Posted By MattMez
Lionel Richie - Easy

Lionel Richie - Easy
Forum: The Pit 06-11-2014, 05:26 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 342
Posted By MattMez
I got charged actual money to see 27 dresses at...

I got charged actual money to see 27 dresses at the cinema
Forum: The Pit 06-09-2014, 04:59 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,292
Posted By MattMez
So sad

So sad
Forum: The Pit 06-08-2014, 03:47 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,391
Posted By MattMez
You only need to admit it's a problem if your...

You only need to admit it's a problem if your caught fapping more than twice in the same day
Forum: The Pit 06-08-2014, 03:26 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 452
Posted By MattMez
I have to go to work today

I have to go to work today
Forum: The Pit 06-07-2014, 10:09 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 2,235
Posted By MattMez
I remember having to do that with my Mega Drive...

I remember having to do that with my Mega Drive games, but now you get a scratch on the disc and you're screwed
Forum: The Pit 06-07-2014, 04:53 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 946
Posted By MattMez
I have the Dragonforce album with the song from...

I have the Dragonforce album with the song from guitar hero 3 on it. I don't know why I ever bought it
Forum: The Pit 06-06-2014, 02:57 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 327
Posted By MattMez
It all sounds good until you say you're taking...

It all sounds good until you say you're taking mushrooms with you. I've got a terrible feeling you're going to wake up naked at the top of a 50ft tree and not be able to get back down
Forum: The Pit 06-04-2014, 06:49 PM
Replies: 135
Views: 2,041
Posted By MattMez
I would be scared if I was being murdered. Apart...

I would be scared if I was being murdered. Apart from that no
Forum: The Pit 06-04-2014, 06:47 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 2,420
Posted By MattMez
One with a smoking body and strings in all the...

One with a smoking body and strings in all the right places
Forum: The Pit 06-04-2014, 05:48 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 592
Posted By MattMez
This kid at school said he knew when he was about...

This kid at school said he knew when he was about to sneeze because his testicles would tingle.
Forum: The Pit 06-03-2014, 01:45 AM
Replies: 29
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Views: 671
Posted By MattMez
It'll be ok

It'll be ok
Forum: The Pit 06-02-2014, 01:44 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 755
Posted By MattMez
I've heard of people that named their guitar by...

I've heard of people that named their guitar by clicking random article on Wikipedia
Forum: The Pit 06-02-2014, 08:33 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 414
Posted By MattMez
Crowd at Staind?

Crowd at Staind?
Forum: The Pit 06-01-2014, 03:01 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 670
Posted By MattMez
6x6 = 36 not 35 sugey lumps

6x6 = 36 not 35 sugey lumps
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2014, 08:21 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 687
Posted By MattMez
Could there be anymore friends jokes

Could there be anymore friends jokes
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2014, 03:56 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,114
Posted By MattMez
That is amazing

That is amazing
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2014, 03:49 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 438
Posted By MattMez
I tried one and thought it was ok, but the person...

I tried one and thought it was ok, but the person who owned it has since gone back to normal cigarettes so maybe they aren't very satisfying long term.



Because normal cigs aren't at all dangerous.
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2014, 03:39 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 687
Posted By MattMez
That's way too excessive. Surely when he stood on...

That's way too excessive. Surely when he stood on the roof of the car he knew there was no longer a threat. It's like he was on some sort of adrenaline/power trip.
Forum: The Pit 05-30-2014, 06:17 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 772
Posted By MattMez
When I was 13 I had a paper round and on my first...

When I was 13 I had a paper round and on my first day I delivered a paper to 123. Before I got back on my bike the guy who lived at 123 came out and said he didn't order the paper, when I checked my...
Forum: The Pit 05-30-2014, 05:56 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 386
Posted By MattMez
Do you have long hair?

Do you have long hair?
Forum: The Pit 05-30-2014, 09:26 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 440
Posted By MattMez
I have four that are on walls and three that my...

I have four that are on walls and three that my girlfriend is impatiently waiting for me to put up. I think 4 is enough
Forum: The Pit 05-29-2014, 03:04 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,346
Posted By MattMez
8008 because it looks like boob

8008 because it looks like boob
Forum: The Pit 05-26-2014, 07:45 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 611
Posted By MattMez
I was struggling to sleep before I read this.

I was struggling to sleep before I read this.
Forum: The Pit 12-19-2013, 07:13 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 550
Posted By MattMez
The Pogues is so overrated

The Pogues is so overrated
Forum: The Pit 12-05-2013, 05:33 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,196
Posted By MattMez
There's a guy I know who has is in an awful,...

There's a guy I know who has is in an awful, awful band and they are based in Birmingham. Every so often they announce they are going on tour which consists of playing Stoke on Friday night,...
Forum: The Pit 11-17-2013, 07:35 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,903
Posted By MattMez
I dig McFly but I don't shout about it

I dig McFly but I don't shout about it
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