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Forum: The Pit Today, 08:07 AM
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Posted By Obsceneairwaves
Dibs!

Dibs!
Forum: The Pit 07-20-2014, 01:02 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 2,569
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
+1 RIP stoney :( Honestly though, putting it...

+1 RIP stoney :(



Honestly though, putting it in context with my job. it'd be like me taking a bottle of wine to the car park so a customer could look at it. definitely not a smart move, but it's...
Forum: The Pit 07-19-2014, 03:04 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 273,975
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
speaking of sleeping, I've just figured out my...

speaking of sleeping, I've just figured out my dream job

quality control of super high end mattresses
Forum: The Pit 07-19-2014, 02:51 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,478
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
I think watching mythbusters should be a...

I think watching mythbusters should be a fundamental part of primary education
Forum: The Pit 07-19-2014, 02:33 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 273,975
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
yeah right?

yeah right?
Forum: The Pit 07-19-2014, 02:28 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 273,975
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
I ****ING FOUND...

I ****ING FOUND IT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osz-GQbX37o
Forum: The Pit 07-19-2014, 02:00 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 273,975
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
not it, but bloody good effort That's definitely...

not it, but bloody good effort

That's definitely the style
Forum: The Pit 07-19-2014, 01:56 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 273,975
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
something like 'and It makes me feel like...

something like 'and It makes me feel like dying'

It's like the joy division or some other lethargic 80s band or something
Forum: The Pit 07-19-2014, 01:47 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 787
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA
Forum: The Pit 07-19-2014, 01:45 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 273,975
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
so guys I need help remembering who the hell...

so guys I need help remembering who the hell sings this song

I heard it on the radio and I was like holy shit I haven't heard that in years

Here's a pretty rough vocaroo of the general vibe of the...
Forum: The Pit 07-19-2014, 01:15 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 273,975
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
Things! yeah and like stuff too! I'm good to...

Things!

yeah and like stuff too!

I'm good to talk too see :)
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 03:29 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,295
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
how do you find any porn worth watching then...

how do you find any porn worth watching then :p:

and I change positions as well, but it's just like 'hey wanna try this out?' 'sure!'

not like, 3 minutes of humping this way, 3 minutes of humping...
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 03:22 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,295
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
I've never had sex where we completely maneuver...

I've never had sex where we completely maneuver into 5 different sex positions, and then I cum on her face.
That's like the template for 99% of porno(minus the start blowjob, And blowjobs have led...
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 03:18 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 273,975
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
***Selling pics of hydra in a kilt $5...

***Selling pics of hydra in a kilt $5 each***

***PM me now***
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 03:17 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 273,975
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
Who's there!

Who's there!
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 03:14 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,295
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
Holy shit you watch weird porn ;_;

Holy shit you watch weird porn ;_;
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 03:09 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,295
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
yeah well don't try and get out of it, it's not...

yeah well don't try and get out of it, it's not ok :o
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 03:02 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,295
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
wow D: hitting girls is totally not ok dude D:

wow D:

hitting girls is totally not ok dude D:
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 02:56 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 273,975
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
You, Me, whoever else, and a bottle of lube, Tc,...

You, Me, whoever else, and a bottle of lube, Tc, now
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 02:32 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,295
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
you need to prepare for everything mate...

you need to prepare for everything mate :o
http://media.tumblr.com/1158ad92110b521ee422d9030261fb6a/tumblr_inline_mrmrbdzzZB1qz4rgp.jpg

Always being prepared is a good quality :)
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 02:21 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,295
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
I wrote a poem for this thread, in no particular...

I wrote a poem for this thread, in no particular style

Penises are like dogs;
Some are big and some are small
and some have hair or none at all
some are trained and others not
so be happy with your...
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 01:02 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 273,975
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
No I don't :( I only had the vocaroo link :( It...

No I don't :( I only had the vocaroo link :(

It will forever be remembered by the few graced enough to hear it
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 12:59 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 2,309
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
of course lol, I use it all the time can't...

of course lol, I use it all the time


can't start a fire without it :)

and at work I need to light fires on a fairly regular basis
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 12:57 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 273,975
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
while I do miss gwen, your new avatar is awesome...

while I do miss gwen, your new avatar is awesome :p:
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 12:54 PM
Replies: 31,917
Views: 273,975
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
...

http://cdn.instructables.com/FK8/KFN5/GJQEA6BL/FK8KFN5GJQEA6BL.MEDIUM.jpg
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 12:25 PM
Replies: 4,314
Views: 52,607
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
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https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8257732096/h3B413180/index.gif
Forum: The Pit 07-17-2014, 11:04 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 419
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
this will always be my...

this will always be my favourite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA
Forum: The Pit 07-17-2014, 11:02 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 690
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
I don't want to brag, but my happiness is pretty...

I don't want to brag, but my happiness is pretty good at using the scale

it generally weighs like 2 or 3 times a day
Forum: The Pit 07-17-2014, 01:56 PM
Replies: 39,231
Views: 295,438
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
Maybe we could start using those umbrella hats,...

Maybe we could start using those umbrella hats, and try and open it right when a drop bear lands on your head, flinging them back up into the trees

like koala pin ball
Forum: The Pit 07-17-2014, 01:43 PM
Replies: 39,231
Views: 295,438
Posted By Obsceneairwaves
well yeah, especially now since drop bears are at...

well yeah, especially now since drop bears are at record high population levels

Atleast you'll get to try fried rice though so that's nice :D
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