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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:46 AM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
You're teaching a pretty girl to press play?...

You're teaching a pretty girl to press play? Either she's not too bright and can't figure it out herself (in which case you can easily get laid), or she's not really interested and just wants to sex...
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2013, 11:09 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 320
Posted By captainsnazz
There are lots of words to describe TS; knob. I...

There are lots of words to describe TS; knob.
I need to sleep because I have shit to do tomorrow; job.
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2013, 09:06 PM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
I prefer quorn to tofu but mmm

I prefer quorn to tofu but mmm
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2013, 05:58 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 2,092
Posted By captainsnazz
Bonobo - The North Borders Dunno what else has...

Bonobo - The North Borders

Dunno what else has been released this year tbh.
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2013, 04:55 PM
Replies: 46
Poll: Naked Men
Views: 820
Posted By captainsnazz
This, and a tiny bit of stubble. Body hair is...

This, and a tiny bit of stubble.


Body hair is so so so disgusting.
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2013, 04:53 PM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
Can I end this argument by saying what I actually...

Can I end this argument by saying what I actually meant to imply was that I hate all females and would like to eradicate them from the face of the earth (or at least make them cover up all their skin...
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2013, 04:37 PM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
:haha: :haha:

:haha: :haha:
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2013, 04:21 PM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
Short hair on girls is the biggest turn off ever...

Short hair on girls is the biggest turn off ever for me.
I tend to think long hair on guys mostly looks bad, but it's usually just because they don't care of it and it's often combined with other...
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2013, 04:00 PM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
You know what's even more divisive than beards?...

You know what's even more divisive than beards? Long hair on men. Also short hair on women.
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2013, 03:41 PM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
god damn I was just about to inb4 sam

god damn I was just about to inb4 sam
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2013, 03:39 PM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
I have never heard any woman ever say anything...

I have never heard any woman ever say anything positive about beards and having one pisses my face off so I'm happy to shave. I'm most comfortable and look best with a bit of stubble though.
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2013, 03:09 PM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
I too used to be taller than everyone when I was...

I too used to be taller than everyone when I was like 13-14, and now I'm 171cm, so a bit below average. I wouldn't want to be taller or shorter than I am. I reckon I've got it pretty perfect.

Damn,...
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2013, 02:07 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,539
Posted By captainsnazz
lol spaz m8 i luv this thred i am so glad u made...

lol spaz m8 i luv this thred i am so glad u made it m8
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 09:41 PM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
Is that seriously a real thing that...

Is that seriously a real thing that happens!?

inb4 someone informs me that this exists in the UK too
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 09:38 PM
Replies: 129
Views: 2,345
Posted By captainsnazz
This Thread by JimmyBanks6

This Thread by JimmyBanks6
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 08:30 PM
Replies: 26
Poll: Prodigies
Views: 682
Posted By captainsnazz
I like The Prodigy if that's what you're asking.

I like The Prodigy if that's what you're asking.
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 08:27 PM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
Don't like photos of women unless they're doing...

Don't like photos of women unless they're doing something funny.
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 08:27 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 689
Posted By captainsnazz
lol

lol
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 08:10 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 553
Posted By captainsnazz
My gran died a couple of weeks ago too after...

My gran died a couple of weeks ago too after suffering for a couple of years. I hadn't seen her since last July :(

:hug:
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 07:54 PM
Replies: 641
Views: 25,296
Posted By captainsnazz
It's cunti with sam's face shooped on.

It's cunti with sam's face shooped on.
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 07:53 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 530
Posted By captainsnazz
Are you FUÇKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!

Are you FUÇKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 07:49 PM
Replies: 641
Views: 25,296
Posted By captainsnazz
nope because I...

nope because I already
http://alexmadethis.co.uk/files/ug/canti_sam.jpg
int chat thread
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 05:58 PM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
:haha: :haha: :haha: I'd say he...

:haha: :haha: :haha:


I'd say he got..



..jetschooled.
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 05:55 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 645
Posted By captainsnazz
I think you need more than a small reality check,...

I think you need more than a small reality check, peppy.
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 05:54 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 530
Posted By captainsnazz
Fuçk the toy plane mission so much

Fuçk the toy plane mission so much
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 01:52 PM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
Die-hard people are just bad. I'm not talking...

Die-hard people are just bad.
I'm not talking about the films just people who are all serious about things all the time and always getting buttmad about pointless shit.
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 01:48 PM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
Nobody should be doing anything apart from...

Nobody should be doing anything apart from sleeping on a sunday morning.
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 01:47 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 158
Posted By captainsnazz
Expressing my interest

Expressing my interest
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 01:45 PM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
thanx m8 i new u wud agre

thanx m8 i new u wud agre
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 01:43 PM
Replies: 20,350
Views: 153,899
Posted By captainsnazz
Why do they have to call it a church though? It...

Why do they have to call it a church though? It sounds super cringey.
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