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Forum: The Pit 07-19-2014, 05:57 AM
Replies: 168
Views: 3,041
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
im scared of being old and feeling like i never...

im scared of being old and feeling like i never lived up to my full potential
Forum: The Pit 07-19-2014, 05:52 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 949
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
a pet robot with facial recognition that randomly...

a pet robot with facial recognition that randomly takes photos and records you on video, can connect to your house and go threw all your messages...

sounds like a good idea
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 02:13 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,309
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
Penis Enlargement

so surely the last time you was watching porn ( may of been a month or go or a year ago i don't really care about your porn life) you noticed a horse ding dong on the side of your screen with a...
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 01:54 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 748
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
yes i do :shrug:

yes i do :shrug:
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 01:46 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 748
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
okay maybe i went a bit far...tickling their sub...

okay maybe i went a bit far...tickling their sub conscience with Christianity?
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 01:41 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 1,508
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
how do i deal with it? just sit back and tan like...

how do i deal with it? just sit back and tan like a boss.

on the down side i'm noticing the more i tan the less people pick me up hitchhiking
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 06:02 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 748
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
so no belief in animal morality either?

so no belief in animal morality either?
Forum: The Pit 07-17-2014, 04:06 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 748
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
'cuz i have shit culture

'cuz i have shit culture
Forum: The Pit 07-17-2014, 03:51 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 398
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
:shrug: i only had the one cool line

:shrug: i only had the one cool line
Forum: The Pit 07-17-2014, 03:36 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 748
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
oh he was a twisted man who pushed religion down...

oh he was a twisted man who pushed religion down children's throats by using kids books, don't get me wrong, but i don't think all his ideas should be overlooked just for that, lets admit it he did...
Forum: The Pit 07-17-2014, 03:34 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 398
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
kind of like when your happy you have no idea...

kind of like when your happy you have no idea what its like to be sad and vice versa?
and how we strive are hole lives to be happy when we actually have no idea what it may feel like or if such an...
Forum: The Pit 07-17-2014, 03:32 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 748
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
Universal Morality (aka Natural Law)

Hello old, new and all between members of the pit

Universal Morality is the belief that we are all dominated by a moral code that resonates threw out the universe and that every single being, no...
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2014, 01:46 PM
Replies: 291
Views: 3,630
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
they give you electric cancer duh :rolleyes:

they give you electric cancer duh :rolleyes:
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2014, 08:47 AM
Replies: 291
Views: 3,630
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
but im sure some 15 year old kids smoke, imagine...

but im sure some 15 year old kids smoke, imagine your a (bad) parent of such a child and you let him smoke in the car, you could get fined for smoking a cigarette just next to him as he laughs his...
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2014, 08:41 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 875
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
im just happy TS changed his awful sig

im just happy TS changed his awful sig
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2014, 08:33 AM
Replies: 291
Views: 3,630
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
:haha: spread some rolling tobacco crumbs in his...

:haha: spread some rolling tobacco crumbs in his car seat so it looks more realistic
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2014, 08:28 AM
Replies: 291
Views: 3,630
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
if i ever get stopped for this i'l just tell them...

if i ever get stopped for this i'l just tell them it was the kid smoking not me.
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2014, 08:23 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,872
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
i've heard legends a girl can only take up to 6...

i've heard legends a girl can only take up to 6 inches when loosing her virginity :cool:
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2014, 08:20 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,039
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
depends who has the cooler family name...

depends who has the cooler family name really

probably a cheap way to change your exotic sounding family name to something normal, or the other way round...

anyone know a girl with Andre as a...
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2014, 08:14 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,872
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
spend like 3 hours trying to penetrate this girl...

spend like 3 hours trying to penetrate this girl who was a virgin, but no shit guys my dick was so big it wouldn't go in, either that or her hymen was seriously cockblocking me.
Forum: The Pit 07-12-2014, 03:04 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 638
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
question of opinion. you missed out on the...

question of opinion.

you missed out on the original trolling it seems, but i'l be sure to remember that you wish to belong to this group of condescending pricks :shrug:
Forum: The Pit 07-12-2014, 02:18 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 638
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
i'd like to thank all the over educated pricks...

i'd like to thank all the over educated pricks who posted condescending messages in my thread, instead of actually coming up with something funny.
Forum: The Pit 07-11-2014, 04:04 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 784
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
i'd have to go with breathing

i'd have to go with breathing
Forum: The Pit 07-11-2014, 03:54 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 638
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
If everything we did affected evolution..

Like every time you shave like you make it less likely that your kid will grow facial hair, but he will shave too anyway so like eventually we won't grow facial hair, just like how from centuries and...
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 06:30 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 210
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
wow thats so weird i was just thinking yesterday...

wow thats so weird i was just thinking yesterday how if you have a deja vu just as you met someone for the first time you could be all like " i know you from another life,baby" but she would be like...
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 04:46 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 621
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
i'm quitting porn, my curiosity is getting the...

i'm quitting porn, my curiosity is getting the best of my boner...

but good luck man, i have no idea of what you can be feeling but i hope you can get yourself to be happy
Forum: The Pit 07-02-2014, 05:25 AM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,391
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
i'm keeping away from this shit, pretty sure it...

i'm keeping away from this shit, pretty sure it gives you electric cancer
Forum: The Pit 07-01-2014, 02:47 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,588
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
thanks for the serious advice guys, and its good...

thanks for the serious advice guys, and its good to know i'm not alone, i feel like i will be able to let people know how i feel without feeling guilt now...

and all y'all weirdos who wanna touch me...
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 02:04 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 2,261
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
worked in a few meat factories and was an...

worked in a few meat factories and was an apprentice metal worker with a racist boss, and i'l take factory work over that any day.

i agree with what a lot of people are saying here, the actual work...
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 02:01 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,588
Posted By CrAzY-RiLeY
thanks man

thanks man
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