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Forum: The Pit 06-30-2015, 02:10 PM
Replies: 8,037
Views: 186,172
Posted By jakesmellspoo
eye eye eye eye eye eye iiiii waaaant yooooooou

eye eye eye
eye eye eye
iiiii waaaant yooooooou
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2015, 02:05 PM
Replies: 11,274
Views: 125,039
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i ain't no weab and i ****ing love Persona 4 and...

i ain't no weab and i ****ing love Persona 4 and the other SMT games. superhype for the Fire Emblem crossover.

i really want to grab Splatoon this weekend now that I have internet again, but I'm...
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2015, 02:00 PM
Replies: 32,668
Views: 391,478
Posted By jakesmellspoo
watched Birdman. liked it. got about two hours...

watched Birdman. liked it.

got about two hours into Gone Girl the other day before my cousins showed up and wouldn't stop talking. still really salty about it.

new Mad Max was cool as shit.
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2015, 01:58 PM
Replies: 38,301
Views: 440,585
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i'm baaaaack! anyone miss me? finally have...

i'm baaaaack!

anyone miss me?

finally have internet at my house again. :y:

life sux tho. :n:

need to quit smoking weed and find another job because this one's ****ed.
Forum: The Pit 06-05-2015, 05:18 PM
Replies: 11,274
Views: 125,039
Posted By jakesmellspoo
haven't even been able to play any DS2 for a week...

haven't even been able to play any DS2 for a week now because my layabout uncles have been hogging it to play SR3 and run around as a chick in fishnets because looking at porn isn't ok, and the other...
Forum: The Pit 06-05-2015, 05:09 PM
Replies: 370
Views: 6,780
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i go to Starbucks because sometimes cuz i don't...

i go to Starbucks because sometimes cuz i don't wanna walk across the parking lot to Dunkin when i'm at work.

also cuz cute girls. :y:

also cuz one cute girl gives me free coffee. :y:
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 04:37 PM
Replies: 370
Views: 6,780
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i've never understood the appeal of the Metal...

i've never understood the appeal of the Metal Gear games, but i've never actually played them. gonna get the HD trilogy sometime soon and give em a shot though.
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 12:58 PM
Replies: 11,274
Views: 125,039
Posted By jakesmellspoo
ok then, recommend me a build to start from...

ok then, recommend me a build to start from scratch and i'll try no shields.
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 12:57 PM
Replies: 370
Views: 6,780
Posted By jakesmellspoo
Burnout Revenge goat, hmu.

Burnout Revenge goat, hmu.
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 12:55 PM
Replies: 11,274
Views: 125,039
Posted By jakesmellspoo
make me put the shield down. you can't. cuz i...

make me put the shield down.

you can't.

cuz i gots 100% damage reduction and high poise, boyee!

(i could probably learn how to play "properly" if i was online for pvp, but i'm not paying for Xbox...
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 12:50 PM
Replies: 11,274
Views: 125,039
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i suck at rolling. takes me 300 times before i...

i suck at rolling. takes me 300 times before i can get the pattern for any given enemy and then i still get wrecked by stupid turtles from time to time.

so, i like having the shield. helps when...
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 12:42 PM
Replies: 38,301
Views: 440,585
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i like yogurt, but i haven't been eating any...

i like yogurt, but i haven't been eating any lately. i go through weird food phases where i'll eat something every day for weeks and then stop entirely for months.

i really need to get back onto...
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 12:37 PM
Replies: 11,274
Views: 125,039
Posted By jakesmellspoo
any gear that'd be better? a weapon that scales...

any gear that'd be better?

a weapon that scales with str/fth?

any gear i should use for a specific area like the Jester armor for the Shaded Woods?

i need my hand held, this game is scary. :(
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 12:32 PM
Replies: 11,274
Views: 125,039
Posted By jakesmellspoo
smd. :y: anything actually helpful?

smd. :y:

anything actually helpful?
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 12:25 PM
Replies: 38,301
Views: 440,585
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i should eat more. i weigh 150 and i'm losing...

i should eat more.

i weigh 150 and i'm losing weight on a daily basis.

my Italian grandmother thinks i'm sick and dying.

maybe i have a tapeworm, but i'm never actually hungry.
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 12:24 PM
Replies: 11,274
Views: 125,039
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i was saving all my twinkling for something, but...

i was saving all my twinkling for something, but i don't remember what it was.

peops, give me some recommendations for my build:

Faith/Strength build. currently using Archdrake Robes, the Heide...
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 12:18 PM
Replies: 8,037
Views: 186,172
Posted By jakesmellspoo
shut the **** up. these next two weeks could not...

shut the **** up. these next two weeks could not go by any faster. i'm so tired of hearing you bitch about the dumbest shit like someone throwing a piece of trash in your garbage can.

OH, LORDY NO!...
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 12:14 PM
Replies: 38,301
Views: 440,585
Posted By jakesmellspoo
ty, babby. :heart: i avoid venting in any other...

ty, babby. :heart:

i avoid venting in any other threads now because that glorious state of freedom usually leads to people being absolute cunts to me, which makes me a sadderboy.
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 12:06 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,255
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i'm more of a stress eater. sadness usually...

i'm more of a stress eater.

sadness usually follows eating something gross like McDonalds.
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 12:05 PM
Replies: 38,301
Views: 440,585
Posted By jakesmellspoo
that awful Pharrell song probably. where the...

that awful Pharrell song probably.

where the hell is the venting thread? i can't find it and i always forget to sticky it for myself and i need to bitch about my shitty family.
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 10:49 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,083
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i had to look up what's won over the years b/c i...

i had to look up what's won over the years b/c i don't usually pay attention to dumb awards things, so i'm gonna say Rocky.

Hurt Locker, too.

a lot of the nominees are shit, too.

oh, yeah, and...
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 10:35 AM
Replies: 370
Views: 6,780
Posted By jakesmellspoo
people who think the same for the original Smash...

people who think the same for the original Smash N64 are even worse.

i had a friend who insisted all the other games sucked despite the fact he never even played any of them.

and the original is...
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 10:31 AM
Replies: 11,274
Views: 125,039
Posted By jakesmellspoo
oh yeah, so Don't Starve on Wii U is awesome...

oh yeah, so Don't Starve on Wii U is awesome ofc.

never really played it with the Reign of Giants DLC on the PC version, so it's like a completely different game to me now.

like, for the first time...
Forum: The Pit 05-31-2015, 10:25 AM
Replies: 38,301
Views: 440,585
Posted By jakesmellspoo
stop. you're making me want to play neopets for...

stop. you're making me want to play neopets for the first time since i was 12.

anyone ever play Skyrates? it was kinda cool as far as the whole pirates flying airplanes and trading goods gameplay,...
Forum: The Pit 05-30-2015, 07:47 PM
Replies: 370
Views: 6,780
Posted By jakesmellspoo
will u marry me? "overrated" is such a...

will u marry me?

"overrated" is such a dumb label to attach to something anyway.

don't be a pussy and just say that you hate something.

like Gears of War. those games are dumb as shit and so are...
Forum: The Pit 05-30-2015, 07:44 PM
Replies: 1,949
Views: 33,109
Posted By jakesmellspoo
eh, i kinda wanted to do all three days. all or...

eh, i kinda wanted to do all three days. all or nothing.

some bullshit just kinda landed in my lap anyway and i'm not sure i can commit to an event that far off. i could be out of a job (or kicked...
Forum: The Pit 05-30-2015, 07:38 PM
Replies: 38,301
Views: 440,585
Posted By jakesmellspoo
hehe. sadboys this is one of those things you...

hehe.

sadboys

this is one of those things you know, but still carry on doing it (or not doing it in this case) anyway.

kind of like how i get stressed out about other people's stress even though...
Forum: The Pit 05-30-2015, 07:28 PM
Replies: 11,274
Views: 125,039
Posted By jakesmellspoo
ok so i've loved just about everything about...

ok so i've loved just about everything about Guacamelee so far, but seriously **** the stupid combo rooster thing in the main town. they don't ****ing work. :n:

other than that, :y:
Forum: The Pit 05-29-2015, 01:34 PM
Replies: 11,274
Views: 125,039
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i don't care how shitty it sounds, but i REALLY...

i don't care how shitty it sounds, but i REALLY hope it collapses like Beanie Babies did and all those ****face scalpers end up in serious financial trouble.

and then i'll actually be able to get...
Forum: The Pit 05-29-2015, 01:32 PM
Replies: 38,301
Views: 440,585
Posted By jakesmellspoo
well, it's a girl i work with and i'm of the...

well, it's a girl i work with and i'm of the opinion that it's really shitty to try and put someone on the spot by asking them out if front of other people.

and for my own sake i'd rather not be...
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