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Forum: The Pit Today, 01:32 PM
Replies: 4,227
Views: 63,024
Posted By Nelshizzle
They did a fuccking wonderful job on the snow...

They did a fuccking wonderful job on the snow this year. Last year it looked like shit compared to how detailed it is now. You can hear the snowflakes hit your car, and the winter wind sounds when...
Forum: The Pit Today, 03:22 AM
Replies: 21,919
Views: 221,960
Posted By Nelshizzle
Merry Christmas you 12 pack of fagg0ts.

Merry Christmas you 12 pack of fagg0ts.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:38 PM
Replies: 21,919
Views: 221,960
Posted By Nelshizzle
I muted this and watched it while listening to...

I muted this and watched it while listening to this..
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:04 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 947
Posted By Nelshizzle
Ya'll don't fucck wit chuuwee...

Ya'll don't fucck wit chuuwee right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azsjh8GteP4
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:34 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 947
Posted By Nelshizzle
Mc23 is a good rapper look him up. He's got...

Mc23 is a good rapper look him up. He's got crisco in it.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:09 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 563
Posted By Nelshizzle
Im big on zazen meditation. I usually do a 15...

Im big on zazen meditation. I usually do a 15 minute breathing session with poses to put energy into certain chakras. It sounds like a bunch of bullshit, but when you do it properly through the help...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:25 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,495
Posted By Nelshizzle
I'm gonna post another thread that delves even...

I'm gonna post another thread that delves even deeper.

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=272987

It was on last page but you get the drift.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:21 PM
Replies: 21,919
Views: 221,960
Posted By Nelshizzle
the toilet to let out a huge rip

the toilet to let out a huge rip
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:19 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,074
Posted By Nelshizzle
The blue team has good volley ball skills, but...

The blue team has good volley ball skills, but the red team has a proper defense on the outter rim of the field. The white team is ok, but they stand around for too long and end up missing their...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:15 PM
Replies: 21,919
Views: 221,960
Posted By Nelshizzle
prostitutes. he's performing oral cunnilingus...

prostitutes.

he's performing oral cunnilingus with an unwashed, unshaved prostitute from baton rouge.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:45 AM
Replies: 572
Views: 6,939
Posted By Nelshizzle
Calling a r3tard a r3tard is r3tarded, but...

Calling a r3tard a r3tard is r3tarded, but calling a dumbshit a r3tard is fine.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:42 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,050
Posted By Nelshizzle
Someone kill this thread, it's a shit christmas...

Someone kill this thread, it's a shit christmas thread. ;_;
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:46 AM
Replies: 129
Views: 2,264
Posted By Nelshizzle
I got one from you and I think you suckshit...

I got one from you and I think you suckshit because it's a cool idea to do that.

HEY EVERYBODY CHECK YOUR EMAILS I SENT YOU AN AFRIKAN PRINCE>
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:38 AM
Replies: 21,919
Views: 221,960
Posted By Nelshizzle
holy shit im chatting with someone on facebook I...

holy shit im chatting with someone on facebook I haven't talk to since I was 18. omginternet
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:37 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 797
Posted By Nelshizzle
I'm funny because I didn't say it.

I'm funny because I didn't say it.
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 11:56 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 797
Posted By Nelshizzle
Sung Lasses are females who have sang at the...

Sung Lasses are females who have sang at the notoriety level of Lass. They're usually ment to melt in your mouth not in your hands, but you get the idea.

Also pour liquid tint on your eyeballs.
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 11:18 PM
Replies: 21,919
Views: 221,960
Posted By Nelshizzle
I have this weed theory that American paper money...

I have this weed theory that American paper money is actually alive and the pyramid with the eye is an actual being from another dimension bent of creating debt and keeping us slaves to its monetary...
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 10:18 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 670
Posted By Nelshizzle
Airing of Penis's is way better.

Airing of Penis's is way better.
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 08:52 PM
Replies: 21,919
Views: 221,960
Posted By Nelshizzle
I'd close all the serious threads if I was still...

I'd close all the serious threads if I was still sm.
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 08:22 PM
Replies: 21,919
Views: 221,960
Posted By Nelshizzle
I remember when Bryce was on ice for punching...

I remember when Bryce was on ice for punching jesus christ. He wore tights on his flight to Virginia and on his reoccurring role on Miami Vice. When he ate rice he enticed the manager for saying he...
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 08:04 PM
Replies: 572
Views: 6,939
Posted By Nelshizzle
#notallwords

#notallwords
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 07:41 PM
Replies: 4,227
Views: 63,024
Posted By Nelshizzle
Stupid homing rocket launcher got me killed...

Stupid homing rocket launcher got me killed trying to kill a chopper. Thing flew right back around and killed me haha.
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2014, 06:43 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,129
Posted By Nelshizzle
Every morning bro. I'm all like, there's my dick...

Every morning bro. I'm all like, there's my dick that I use to make love with. Holy shit, I just made money and i'm all like "damn that's cool" and then I gotta pay things that I need to spend the...
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2014, 06:36 PM
Replies: 21,919
Views: 221,960
Posted By Nelshizzle
Hey guys I just remembered the time I was 6 years...

Hey guys I just remembered the time I was 6 years old and saw a friend of the family throw up a huge tapeworm in the vancemiller. It was about 5 feet long, and I wtf'd until I forgot about it...
Forum: The Pit 12-20-2014, 07:31 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 2,321
Posted By Nelshizzle
I hate how people dont think this shit is gonna...

I hate how people dont think this shit is gonna happen. Police have done a lot of fuccked up shit lately and i'm honestly surprised the kill count isn't higher, just sayin'.

*note to anyone reading...
Forum: The Pit 12-20-2014, 07:21 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 688
Posted By Nelshizzle
Stretch arm strong, the first power rangers...

Stretch arm strong, the first power rangers megazord set.
Forum: The Pit 12-20-2014, 07:20 PM
Replies: 183
Views: 2,755
Posted By Nelshizzle
If Obama was fat black dude, do you think he'd be...

If Obama was fat black dude, do you think he'd be funnier?
Forum: The Pit 12-20-2014, 07:19 PM
Replies: 21,919
Views: 221,960
Posted By Nelshizzle
In Jesus's name we pray. I can't believe...

In Jesus's name we pray. I can't believe Christmas has gotten this far as a holiday contained with so much corporate greed and disrespect to it's original owner, Jesus Christ. You should all be...
Forum: The Pit 12-20-2014, 07:12 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 2,321
Posted By Nelshizzle
10 Reasons police get shot.

10 Reasons police get shot.
Forum: The Pit 12-19-2014, 06:33 PM
Replies: 183
Views: 2,755
Posted By Nelshizzle
I think Ted Cruz's nose should be the next...

I think Ted Cruz's nose should be the next president.
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