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Forum: The Pit 03-25-2012, 08:12 PM
Replies: 89,540
Views: 875,534
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
It sounds like your dad is a considerate guy,...

It sounds like your dad is a considerate guy, based on other things you said. If it is true that you look fairly femme, your parents are probably wondering whether or not you are gay. It sounds as if...
Forum: The Pit 11-25-2011, 02:55 PM
Replies: 1,936
Views: 26,995
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Just a word of first hand experience: The UCPD...

Just a word of first hand experience:

The UCPD "warnings" are a formality that the police do not look forward to giving. On November 9th, there was no warning directly from the police before they...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 11-24-2011, 01:11 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 167
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Henchmen

The henchmen used to ride horses,
Rounding down faceless numbers of lackeys
As of yet unavenged. Loyally everything follows a cause
To the ocean. Now they sit in deceased trees. The henchmen
Read...
Forum: The Pit 11-24-2011, 01:09 AM
Replies: 1,936
Views: 26,995
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Sorry for not reading the past 40 pages. But I...

Sorry for not reading the past 40 pages. But I just wanted to say that the police activity at UC Berkeley was totally terrible. I understand they had to use some force to do their job. But the higher...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 03-28-2011, 04:16 AM
Replies: 1,580
Views: 85,929
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Yeah, I feel like an ass because I just don't...

Yeah, I feel like an ass because I just don't think I will frequent this place enough to really implement anything that I want to get out of this, but I did feel like my comment came out of my...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 03-27-2011, 01:41 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 205
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Well, I'm gonna go ahead and explain this one a...

Well, I'm gonna go ahead and explain this one a tad, because I think it is a good example of form in poetry, while not being overt. There is a repetitive to/when/the structure, right? No semantic...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 03-26-2011, 03:33 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,814
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
I like the super steep enjambment. It works, and...

I like the super steep enjambment. It works, and the word as line works here too. It almost has a Vanguard quality to it, the way the whole poem works from top to bottom. Hair-eyes-fingers...The...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 03-26-2011, 03:23 PM
Replies: 1,580
Views: 85,929
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
I know it is SONGwriting and Lyrics, but...

I know it is SONGwriting and Lyrics, but obviously there is a lot of poetry. I think some consideration about the differences between song, lyric, and poetry should be present in the critique guide....
Forum: The Pit 03-26-2011, 03:08 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 3,282
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
QFT

QFT
Forum: The Pit 03-26-2011, 03:07 PM
Replies: 89,540
Views: 875,534
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
For an anonymous forum....no it is not too...

For an anonymous forum....no it is not too anything really...

Kensai, where did you get your sig quote? I had a similar experience. I ditched my friends to hook up with a guy. The next morning I...
Forum: Songwriting & Lyrics 03-26-2011, 02:49 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 205
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
The Leap To When

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/6369/theleaptowhen.jpg



Sorry, I just screencaptured this to easily maintain formatting...
Forum: The Pit 03-26-2011, 02:43 PM
Replies: 36,190
Views: 513,205
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Dude, I have a Max Blow, a Shelley ADD, and a...

Dude, I have a Max Blow, a Shelley ADD, and a Michael 'Cid
Forum: The Pit 03-26-2011, 02:40 PM
Replies: 89,540
Views: 875,534
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Define too gay? I can't find it in the...

Define too gay? I can't find it in the dictionary, pretty sure there is no such thang.
Forum: Alternative & Indie 03-26-2011, 02:36 PM
Replies: 8,074
Views: 318,330
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
That's what I said, man. What don't you...

That's what I said, man. What don't you understand?
Forum: The Pit 03-26-2011, 02:29 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 3,282
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Pretty much the entirety of these Xiu Xiu...

Pretty much the entirety of these Xiu Xiu albums:

Knife Play
http://www.soundstagedirect.com/media/xiu_xiu_knife_play.jpg
A...
Forum: The Pit 03-25-2011, 11:49 AM
Replies: 89,540
Views: 875,534
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Set up the stealth cam in your room now! quick!

Set up the stealth cam in your room now! quick!
Forum: The Pit 03-24-2011, 07:08 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,042
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Apologies all around, I think we're ultimately on...

Apologies all around, I think we're ultimately on the same side here, man. I don't know if the arguments are really so parallel, and align-able (that is, "straight" ha!). I understand your argument...
Forum: The Pit 03-23-2011, 05:00 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,042
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Your argument here is very misguided, sir. First...

Your argument here is very misguided, sir. First of all, I don't hate macho bros. I think they're quite attractive, so bad example. I don't get what you are trying to say about me, that I am...
Forum: The Pit 03-23-2011, 04:21 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,042
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
I think it is wrong to despise them. It supports...

I think it is wrong to despise them. It supports the same kind of blind prejudice that bigots have against gays in general. It is also a kind of self-hate. I feel like this dude partially dislikes...
Forum: The Pit 03-23-2011, 04:04 PM
Replies: 89,540
Views: 875,534
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
I hope s/he has better poses than that crappy...

I hope s/he has better poses than that crappy carpet one...
Forum: The Pit 03-23-2011, 03:56 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,042
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Within the gay community it isn't really that...

Within the gay community it isn't really that condemnable...there is a huge difference the number of potential partners in the gay community, and so age difference is bound to happen more. And lots...
Forum: The Pit 03-23-2011, 03:54 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,042
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Whaaat? Campiness is a turnoff for...

Whaaat? Campiness is a turnoff for me...

*coughbearscough*
Forum: The Pit 03-23-2011, 03:42 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,042
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
:haha: Good one I am actually the least-gay gay...

:haha: Good one

I am actually the least-gay gay person I know. I'm super under the gaydar, and my sex life suffers for it.

Hawt. Another double standard w/r/t age difference
Forum: The Pit 03-23-2011, 03:39 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,042
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Screw you, dude. If you think they are immature,...

Screw you, dude. If you think they are immature, don't blame it on their sexuality or level of campiness. They are just immature. I'm not gonna side with you/agree with you because I don't know these...
Forum: The Pit 03-23-2011, 03:22 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,612
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
???? Proof sir? Or are you a generalizing...

????

Proof sir? Or are you a generalizing presumptuous pisshead?
Forum: Alternative & Indie 03-23-2011, 02:56 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 14,201
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
New solo Thurston Moore produced by Beck with...

New solo Thurston Moore produced by Beck with some cray-cray violinists and harpists (I think)

http://www.npr.org/2011/03/23/134765406/world-premiere-thurston-moores-beautiful-benediction
Forum: The Pit 03-23-2011, 02:44 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,612
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
No. I share one bathroom with 3 people, so if I...

No. I share one bathroom with 3 people, so if I wake up and someones in the shower and I got to piss, I move all the dishes to one side of the sink and let her (d)rip
Forum: The Pit 03-23-2011, 02:40 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 5,366
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Meh, the drag was fun. I just wore some bright...

Meh, the drag was fun. I just wore some bright lipstick and coverted my Joy Division shirt into a "Boy Division" one (of course, it was the Unknown Pleasures shirt too). The dude I wound up with just...
Forum: The Pit 03-23-2011, 02:33 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,612
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Worried about TMI in the pit...HA! Never...

Worried about TMI in the pit...HA!

Never happened to me, where I got a boner at the urinal. I'm usually too caught up in the piss-performance anxiety to really even think about getting one. And once...
Forum: The Pit 03-23-2011, 02:26 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,612
Posted By DorkusMalorkus
Clearly the words of a grower, and not a show-er

Clearly the words of a grower, and not a show-er
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