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Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 09:13 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,052
Posted By magnus_maximus
*nods approvingly*

*nods approvingly*
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 09:08 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 901
Posted By magnus_maximus
don't know about a calendar but the party don't...

don't know about a calendar but the party don't stop 'til I walk in
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 08:46 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,052
Posted By magnus_maximus
whoa hey let's not get purried away here

whoa hey let's not get purried away here
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 08:42 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,052
Posted By magnus_maximus
nobody asked you santa claws

nobody asked you santa claws
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 08:39 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,052
Posted By magnus_maximus
what about Clock Jesus he died for your...

what about Clock Jesus

he died for your sins

your dirty, tardy sins
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 08:35 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,052
Posted By magnus_maximus
the pit; turning christmas wishes into "hey...

the pit; turning christmas wishes into "hey **** you man learn how to ****ing CLOCK, JESUS"
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 04:01 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 161
Posted By magnus_maximus
^wisdom

^wisdom
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 03:33 PM
Replies: 129
Views: 2,266
Posted By magnus_maximus
well shit, even me

well shit, even me
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2014, 03:17 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,289
Posted By magnus_maximus
i heard kensai was a bottom

i heard kensai was a bottom
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2014, 08:48 PM
Replies: 130
Poll: Casual Sex
Views: 3,966
Posted By magnus_maximus
that joke deserves far more love

that joke deserves far more love
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2014, 08:43 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,129
Posted By magnus_maximus
when I moved to Englandshire and such

when I moved to Englandshire and such
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2014, 08:42 PM
Replies: 130
Poll: Casual Sex
Views: 3,966
Posted By magnus_maximus
is this like sex on the fly or sex while wearing...

is this like sex on the fly or sex while wearing like really cool slacks and a polo shirt

oh wait no that's smart-casual sex
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2014, 08:35 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 491
Posted By magnus_maximus
no because it's scientifically provable fact...

no because it's scientifically provable fact you'll probs just look like a tool
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2014, 08:33 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 864
Posted By magnus_maximus
and now you've got a magnus_hardon thank you...

and now you've got a magnus_hardon

thank you people.
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2014, 08:29 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 864
Posted By magnus_maximus
what if I told you I was everywhere

what if I told you I was everywhere
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2014, 08:25 PM
Replies: 6,482
Views: 87,718
Posted By magnus_maximus
if yr not a physicist yr unlikely to get wut...

if yr not a physicist yr unlikely to get wut physics "is" or what physicists are
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2014, 08:24 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 864
Posted By magnus_maximus
this very post y'all welcome

this very post

y'all welcome
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2014, 08:23 PM
Replies: 65,028
Views: 744,173
Posted By magnus_maximus
*capitalism

*capitalism
Forum: The Pit 07-17-2014, 10:32 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 2,329
Posted By magnus_maximus
They'll run it a few months and go back to Aryan...

They'll run it a few months and go back to Aryan Male, but it's an interesting move. I like it.
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2014, 10:48 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 906
Posted By magnus_maximus
you can generally tell mentals in QT crowds...

you can generally tell mentals in QT crowds because they keep their hands up when they start talking
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 07:23 PM
Replies: 135
Views: 1,751
Posted By magnus_maximus
oh my God you guys ACTUALLY call it flopping I'm...

oh my God you guys ACTUALLY call it flopping

I'm ****in' done.
Forum: The Pit 07-03-2014, 03:34 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 419
Posted By magnus_maximus
it's funny cuz they're privatising the NHS in...

it's funny cuz they're privatising the NHS in England but nobody seems to give a shit
Forum: The Pit 07-03-2014, 03:33 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 725
Posted By magnus_maximus
Bioshock, NSP and The Offspring. This thread is...

Bioshock, NSP and The Offspring. This thread is officially a success.
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 08:01 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 725
Posted By magnus_maximus
Dragon Slayer is absolutely fantastic, though, tbf

Dragon Slayer is absolutely fantastic, though, tbf
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 02:26 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 725
Posted By magnus_maximus
you're damn right it's me hello you devils also...

you're damn right it's me

hello you devils

also NSP and Offspring = happy max
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 04:13 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,596
Posted By magnus_maximus
joel pls

joel pls
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 03:57 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,596
Posted By magnus_maximus
I was making a penis joke I dunno what you're on...

I was making a penis joke I dunno what you're on about
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 03:56 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,525
Posted By magnus_maximus
NOT THE BEES

NOT THE BEES
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 03:50 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 2,186
Posted By magnus_maximus
nah it's not gonna happen

nah it's not gonna happen
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 03:43 AM
Replies: 39,997
Views: 351,126
Posted By magnus_maximus
take a bow, son

take a bow, son
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