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Forum: The Pit 09-09-2014, 09:00 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 676
Posted By tard on tour
A guy told me I was skating on a private road...

A guy told me I was skating on a private road once. I said 'Are you gonna call the cops?' and he said 'No sir.' and walked away.
Forum: Promote YOUR Band 08-27-2014, 03:58 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 186
Posted By tard on tour
SLOTH. Stoner/Sludge/Doom metal.

Hey,

This is my sludge metal project. If you're a fan of Electric Wizard, Boris, Pallbearer and Bongripper then give it a listen, see what you think.

Sloth Facebook...
Forum: Promote YOUR Band 07-28-2014, 06:45 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 158
Posted By tard on tour
SLOTH. Stoner/Sludge/Doom metal.

Hey guys,

This is my latest project. I've got one demo track so far, more to come later. If you like Pallbearer, Bongripper, Electric Wizard and Boris, then you may like the sound I'm going for....
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2014, 04:20 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 551
Posted By tard on tour
The chorus bits were sick.

The chorus bits were sick.
Forum: The Pit 04-14-2014, 09:40 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 600
Posted By tard on tour
I just read up about it. Apparently these Bundy's...

I just read up about it. Apparently these Bundy's have used federal owned land to graze their cattle for hundreds of years and now the government want to take it away from them after allowing it for...
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2014, 05:36 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 2,933
Posted By tard on tour
Well Germany has the Germans and Spain has the...

Well Germany has the Germans and Spain has the Spanish. I know which I'd rather pick....the Scottish.
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2014, 06:22 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 3,182
Posted By tard on tour
He probably didn't have to ask how it's done...

He probably didn't have to ask how it's done though.
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2014, 05:37 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 3,182
Posted By tard on tour
There is, it's about 3ft above where you're at...

There is, it's about 3ft above where you're at now.
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2014, 05:20 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 3,182
Posted By tard on tour
There's a difference between being cool and...

There's a difference between being cool and trying to look cool.
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2014, 05:10 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 3,182
Posted By tard on tour
Playing guitar is an ability which takes years...

Playing guitar is an ability which takes years and years of hard work and dedication. Smoking while playing is a pathetic attempt at looking cool.
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2014, 05:02 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 3,182
Posted By tard on tour
No, it's a skill.

No, it's a skill.
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2014, 04:56 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 3,182
Posted By tard on tour
It's not just about smoking though is it? It's...

It's not just about smoking though is it? It's specifically about smoking while playing guitar which is definitely a tryhard thing to do.
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2014, 04:50 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 3,182
Posted By tard on tour
Why are you trying to make him feel bad about...

Why are you trying to make him feel bad about himself? Has nothing he's said got through to you?

Edit: beaten to it by him. Hahaha
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2014, 04:43 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 3,182
Posted By tard on tour
Just gonna leave these...

Just gonna leave these here...
http://youtu.be/OerB2Ndd7cE
http://youtu.be/1z0e0jTVM88
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2014, 04:35 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 3,182
Posted By tard on tour
Your negative attitude towards negativity is...

Your negative attitude towards negativity is upsetting
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2014, 04:17 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 3,182
Posted By tard on tour
+1 For the people quoting me earlier; i'm a...

+1
For the people quoting me earlier; i'm a smoker too, i tried the whole smoking and playing thing once when i was like 16, realised it was idiotic and never did it again. It's the kind of thing...
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2014, 01:07 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 3,182
Posted By tard on tour
How about this: smoke a cigarette and then play...

How about this: smoke a cigarette and then play guitar, or play guitar and then smoke a cigarette. Why do you need to do both at once? Is your life that busy that you don't have the time? Of course...
Forum: The Pit 02-14-2014, 03:52 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,275
Posted By tard on tour
What is almost as bad as a weak handshake is when...

What is almost as bad as a weak handshake is when people try to get you to shake their fingers instead of interlocking the hands at the base of the thumb. Makes me want to hurl.
Forum: The Pit 02-04-2014, 05:57 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 704
Posted By tard on tour
Nike. Just nike. Don't get mercs though, everyone...

Nike. Just nike. Don't get mercs though, everyone has them and they're way too light, you may aswell play bare footed. I've got ctr360s, they're nice for all round play.
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2013, 02:21 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 522
Posted By tard on tour
Don't worry, it's probably an Epiphone...

Don't worry, it's probably an Epiphone...
Forum: The Pit 12-02-2013, 06:29 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 2,658
Posted By tard on tour
I shouted 'Stacy!' at Stacy from Eastenders on...

I shouted 'Stacy!' at Stacy from Eastenders on two separate occassions outside the same shop. If there's any justice in the world she now thinks of me as a stalker.
Forum: The Pit 07-12-2013, 05:46 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,358
Posted By tard on tour
This is the one you need to do. Make sure you...

This is the one you need to do. Make sure you post pictures of yourself wearing your new coat on facebook too.
Forum: The Pit 06-28-2013, 10:28 AM
Replies: 40,206
Views: 495,374
Posted By tard on tour
...

http://s13.postimg.org/d6nfkdacn/tumblr_mp3njbi_Na_X1s5cbjco1_1280.jpg Leaked screenshot of fable 4, what do you guys think?
Forum: The Pit 05-15-2013, 05:18 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 954
Posted By tard on tour
I'm only posting to see my join date edit: I'm...

I'm only posting to see my join date

edit: I'm getting there. I've never really contributed anything in my years either, I probably don't even have 500 posts yet. . .
Forum: The Pit 04-02-2013, 02:36 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,226
Posted By tard on tour
The fact that you would even think someone...

The fact that you would even think someone doesn't know how colour works is borderline special needs. Obviously the guy was saying that when you mix two colours together you don't get an 'original'...
Forum: The Pit 04-01-2013, 02:05 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,226
Posted By tard on tour
I hope you're both doing hilarious April fools...

I hope you're both doing hilarious April fools jokes. . .
Forum: The Pit 07-20-2012, 02:12 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,606
Posted By tard on tour
Yep you're definitely either too young or too gay...

Yep you're definitely either too young or too gay if you don't enjoy this. Also sorry about the quote but I had to come up with an excuse to post this again :haha:
Forum: The Pit 04-01-2012, 01:10 PM
Replies: 715
Views: 16,472
Posted By tard on tour
Lots of ugly women on this website... just shows...

Lots of ugly women on this website... just shows how little men settle for :p: Im balanced between absolutely not and no at the moment
Forum: The Pit 03-26-2012, 03:24 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 410
Posted By tard on tour
Cancer.

Cancer.
Forum: The Pit 03-09-2012, 06:56 AM
Replies: 149
Views: 3,551
Posted By tard on tour
TS I think we should start a cover band. We'll...

TS I think we should start a cover band. We'll play classics such as wake me up when september ends, seven nation army and smells like teen spirit. You can be called Billie Joe Slash and I'll be Kurt...
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