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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:08 PM
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Posted By snipelfritz
Ean, I'm sorry But you will never have me. To...

Ean, I'm sorry

But you will never have me.

To me you're just some faggy girl

And I need a lover with soul power

And you ain't got no soul power.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:43 PM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
Well, it was legit funny, but I'm a sucker for...

Well, it was legit funny, but I'm a sucker for butt/fart/poop humor.

I should start fighting Eastwinns moody lyric posts with of Montreal and Scissors Sister lyrics, after all he's the sort of guy...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:36 PM
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Posted By snipelfritz
I legit lol'd. Reminds me of a line on Battle...

I legit lol'd.

Reminds me of a line on Battle Block Theater, "Everything's coming together like butt cheeks!"

Also, "Butt salad."
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:12 PM
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Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
Boxer briefs are perfect. Makes me wonder why...

Boxer briefs are perfect. Makes me wonder why boxers and briefs still exist when the perfect hybrid is out there. Not to mention, they look good.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:55 PM
Replies: 427
Views: 5,268
Posted By snipelfritz
People here respect women too much to be friends...

People here respect women too much to be friends with them.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:53 PM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
Srsly, keep that Earned Income Credit away from...

Srsly, keep that Earned Income Credit away from me!
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:36 PM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
Hoodies are cool, but I'm white so I don't need...

Hoodies are cool, but I'm white so I don't need to worry about zimmermen.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:12 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 993
Posted By snipelfritz
If you drink enough, it doesn't matter. And not...

If you drink enough, it doesn't matter.

And not just in a you'll be too drunk to notice way, like you develop a palette for cheap whiskey.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:46 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 473
Posted By snipelfritz
Thanks for reminding me I have to pay this...

Thanks for reminding me I have to pay this parking ticket.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:32 AM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
Huh?

Huh?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:19 AM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
All different kinds of pizza have their...

All different kinds of pizza have their strengths. :dasiy:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:17 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 993
Posted By snipelfritz
Quantity, definitely. But I'll often splurge...

Quantity, definitely.


But I'll often splurge for some nicer beer or a bottle of Jim Beam or something. Lately I've been tying to improve my wine palette .
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 04:59 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 684
Posted By snipelfritz
Yeah. Because i came from a time when video games...

Yeah. Because i came from a time when video games wouldn't make any sense if you didn't and tutorials are for weinies.
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 04:55 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 2,089
Posted By snipelfritz
Speaking of bears, being from Illinois,...

Speaking of bears, being from Illinois, especially if you drive like someone from Illinois, could get you murdered around here.
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 04:08 AM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
Cool. I'm sure Samoans are lovely people. Don't...

Cool. I'm sure Samoans are lovely people. Don't be racist, babby joel.

I wish there were more ladies giving me blowjobs right now rather than just the none.
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 03:57 AM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
Samoa is the exception that proves all the rules....

Samoa is the exception that proves all the rules. I'm sure they're cool. :daisy:

Do they have flowers in Samoa? What about American Samoa?

We have a quarter that has that place on it.
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 03:50 AM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
Yes, because everyone looks at Samoa for their...

Yes, because everyone looks at Samoa for their relative statistics...

Seriously, I need to hang out with Mormons more. Because I love people who I can give shit to and can totally just brush it...
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 03:43 AM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
Which is high compared to...anywhere else in the...

Which is high compared to...anywhere else in the world?
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 03:39 AM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
****ing Utah is the most concentrated state...

****ing Utah is the most concentrated state actually because ****ing NOBODY else lives there besides Mormons who married other Mormons and want their kids to meet and marry other Mormons.

But...
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 03:34 AM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
Yeah, they were cool.

Yeah, they were cool.
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 03:29 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,174
Posted By snipelfritz
None of you niggas remember Eureka's Castle???

None of you niggas remember Eureka's Castle???
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 03:25 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 189
Posted By snipelfritz
Sounds ambitious. Best of luck to you, sir.

Sounds ambitious.

Best of luck to you, sir.
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 03:21 AM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
Smile Bitch I don't think they say that in hot...

Bitch I don't think they say that in hot sistercousinland. I say that as your hot father.

yeah. I'm wearing mostly nothing, well no shirt, no socks, pants undone. So comfy and potatoing.
Forum: The Pit 07-30-2014, 11:02 PM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
Since this a guitar website, I thought I'd share...

Since this a guitar website, I thought I'd share this hella cool garage metal song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K77olCFz6dI

Jugga Jigga Wugga! \m/

EDIT: can someone tell me why "C-V-V" in...
Forum: The Pit 07-30-2014, 11:01 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 754
Posted By snipelfritz
This. If you remember, you got potty trained way...

This. If you remember, you got potty trained way too late.
Forum: The Pit 07-30-2014, 10:54 PM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
some might prefer a McChicken. And Graham I was...

some might prefer a McChicken.

And Graham I was referring to licking ass. :haha:
Forum: The Pit 07-30-2014, 10:50 PM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
If that doesn't involve the Fleetwood Mac...

If that doesn't involve the Fleetwood Mac song/album, I'm not interest.
Forum: The Pit 07-30-2014, 10:49 PM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
Sorry, I leave my work at the office.

Sorry, I leave my work at the office.
Forum: The Pit 07-30-2014, 10:46 PM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
Making a woman cum is still making a woman do...

Making a woman cum is still making a woman do something. :mad:
Forum: The Pit 07-30-2014, 10:44 PM
Replies: 35,231
Views: 303,951
Posted By snipelfritz
Naw, it was totes context relevant. But nice...

Naw, it was totes context relevant.

But nice work Mintz, taking advantage of girls' insecurities is a good alpha-man dateraper strategy.

Remember, kids, even if she has an orgasm, its still rape.
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