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Forum: The Pit 11-24-2013, 12:14 AM
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Posted By jakesmellspoo
yeah, i'm gonna need to get to my doctor or...

yeah, i'm gonna need to get to my doctor or something before the end of the week.

i'm gonna try and get some sleep now even though it's probably not gonna happen.
Forum: The Pit 11-24-2013, 12:05 AM
Replies: 39,993
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Posted By jakesmellspoo
i think some of you saw my unfiltered side when i...

i think some of you saw my unfiltered side when i was still taking ambien.

i recall reading some dark shit the day after a few times.

and some absolute nonsense i've yet to understand.

i need to...
Forum: The Pit 11-23-2013, 11:35 PM
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Posted By jakesmellspoo
too much work. i'd be watching Freakazoid right...

too much work. i'd be watching Freakazoid right now if it weren't for the effort i'd have to put into watching it.
Forum: The Pit 11-23-2013, 11:31 PM
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Posted By jakesmellspoo
i wish i could watch Animaniacs. i don't get the...

i wish i could watch Animaniacs. i don't get the Hub. :(

i also wish my brother wouldn't disappear for the entire weekend and only leave me enough weed for one night. :mad:
Forum: The Pit 11-23-2013, 11:07 PM
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Posted By jakesmellspoo
i don't even hit submit on half the shit i type...

i don't even hit submit on half the shit i type into the text box.

it sounds great in my head as i'm typing it.

but then i read it again and i'm all "eugh."
Forum: The Pit 11-23-2013, 07:46 PM
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Posted By jakesmellspoo
someone i know's toddler once went into their...

someone i know's toddler once went into their bedroom very angry and started yelling at her dad to "slap mommy down" repeatedly.
Forum: The Pit 11-23-2013, 07:44 PM
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Posted By jakesmellspoo
not having kids ever.

not having kids ever.
Forum: The Pit 11-23-2013, 07:28 PM
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Posted By jakesmellspoo
one of my friends tries to narrate movies and...

one of my friends tries to narrate movies and shows like that all the time.

he also likes to announce what he'd do in a particular situation that's just happened in a show/movie. which always...
Forum: The Pit 11-23-2013, 07:21 PM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i can't stand watching anything with 90% of...

i can't stand watching anything with 90% of people i know. they all ask questions every 5 seconds.

maybe if you shut the **** up for 5 minutes you'd see "why he's doing that" or "what that's for"

v...
Forum: The Pit 11-21-2013, 08:30 PM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
na na na-naan bread

na na na-naan bread
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2013, 03:03 PM
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Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
Kirk Hammett looks like a female librarian. Axl...

Kirk Hammett looks like a female librarian.

Axl Rose looks like he's always deserved a punch in the face.

Gene Simmons looks like Terry Jones. :haha:
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2013, 02:46 PM
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Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
he should wear a bag over his head. running...

he should wear a bag over his head.

running around scaring kids like that. :no:
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2013, 01:56 AM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
yeah i think it just aired tonight.

yeah i think it just aired tonight.
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2013, 01:22 AM
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Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i liked John Stewart's thing about him doing the...

i liked John Stewart's thing about him doing the Homer Simpson internal "don't say yes. don't say yes. don't say yes." during that 8 second pause when they asked him if he'd bought illegal drugs in...
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2013, 12:59 AM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i have an image in my head of him eating a pile...

i have an image in my head of him eating a pile of cocaine out of a big ole v right now.

trying not to burst out laughing and wake everyone up.
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2013, 12:47 AM
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Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
probably the pussy.

probably the pussy.
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2013, 12:33 AM
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Posted By jakesmellspoo
completely lost it a while ago when i heard Rob...

completely lost it a while ago when i heard Rob Ford's comments on his sexual harassment allegations.

that shit should be etched in stone.
Forum: The Pit 11-14-2013, 01:14 AM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
you mean when your hand goes numb from sitting on...

you mean when your hand goes numb from sitting on it?


ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2013, 05:44 PM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i also want a penguin and a fox and a kangaroo...

i also want a penguin and a fox and a kangaroo and one of those sugar gliders and an otter.

i want a zoo.
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2013, 05:15 PM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
old people who don't understand caller ID?...

old people who don't understand caller ID? :shrug:

edit: i want a baby polar bear. :heart:
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2013, 05:11 PM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
callback number maybe. isn't that an option when...

callback number maybe. isn't that an option when you get someone's voicemail?
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2013, 05:00 PM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i've had an account for 10 years. (holy shit,...

i've had an account for 10 years. (holy shit, just realized how old Yahoo is)

haven't wanted to go through the trouble of moving all of my stuff to gmail.

also, if you think Yahoo is outdated, my...
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2013, 04:52 PM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
ok, i think i'm done with Yahoo now. they just...

ok, i think i'm done with Yahoo now.

they just locked one of my accounts and forced me to change my password due to "suspicious activity" yet fail to elaborate on what happened.

so i try sending an...
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2013, 12:17 PM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
if this is any indication of what some of you...

if this is any indication of what some of you sound like, i want the US to declare war.
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2013, 02:53 AM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
:haha: i lost it when they were running around...

:haha:

i lost it when they were running around in the field with the one dude wearing the plague mask and alternating between bad Italian and English, then one of their floodlights tips over.

"DID...
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2013, 02:42 AM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
my uncle watches all of those ghost shows all the...

my uncle watches all of those ghost shows all the time at my grandparents' house.

it ranges from hysterically stupid to stupidly annoying.

i was actually sleeping there last week and was laughing...
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2013, 02:38 AM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
i've had Finding Bigfoot on in my living room all...

i've had Finding Bigfoot on in my living room all night now and i don't know why.

^who do you think?
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2013, 02:28 AM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
:haha: i chuckle every time.

:haha: i chuckle every time.
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2013, 02:17 AM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
you're hurting the fabric of America. just look...

you're hurting the fabric of America.

just look what one of your friends did to this couch:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_la035FzZYAo/SnPB-BOQ7ZI/AAAAAAAAAlM/tg4tiOYIJn0/s400/memories+144.jpg
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2013, 02:13 AM
Replies: 39,993
Views: 330,476
Posted By jakesmellspoo
can you be scolded out of being a furry? AXEL!...

can you be scolded out of being a furry?

AXEL! STOP THAT SHIT!

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