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Forum: The Pit Today, 09:42 AM
Replies: 15,584
Views: 191,574
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I watched of the promo videos fro Divinity, and I...

I watched of the promo videos fro Divinity, and I can't get over how one review abbreviated it to DOS.
/format c:
Forum: The Pit Today, 09:36 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 2,664
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I'm not self-medicating. I have every one of...

I'm not self-medicating.
I have every one of those on prescription, and I have a review of medications with my nephrologist every couple of months.
Forum: The Pit Today, 09:32 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 89
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Because Gordon Ramsay neglected to buy clothes...

Because Gordon Ramsay neglected to buy clothes pegs from an itinerant gypsy woman, who put a curse on him.
Forum: The Pit Today, 09:29 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 1,524
Posted By slapsymcdougal
So why do all the dude go "achtung! Ich...

So why do all the dude go "achtung! Ich komme!" and other such mirthsome uterances?

OK, so the site I've seen is [nationality] goo girls, and it's alliterative
Forum: The Pit Today, 08:55 AM
Replies: 1,013
Views: 8,730
Posted By slapsymcdougal
You should be able to arrange an induction...

You should be able to arrange an induction appointment, and get someone to show you around. As much as anything else, they'd want to do that for insurance purposes(so you couldn't say they'd...
Forum: The Pit Today, 08:24 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 2,664
Posted By slapsymcdougal
More as in a greater variety. ATM, I take...

More as in a greater variety. ATM, I take something for epilepsy, something to control my heart rate, anti-diarrhoeals, phosphate binders, iron supplements, ESH, and a bunch of vitamins(all on...
Forum: Electric Guitar Today, 08:16 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 95
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Can you provide pics?

Can you provide pics?
Forum: The Pit Today, 08:13 AM
Replies: 1,013
Views: 8,730
Posted By slapsymcdougal
No, gym is for wankers, biking is for shits.

No, gym is for wankers, biking is for shits.
Forum: The Pit Today, 08:10 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 2,664
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I should probably go to the doctors. I'm sleeping...

I should probably go to the doctors. I'm sleeping worse than usual(poor sleep is associated with other medical conditions I have, but it's been worse the past few months), and I pretty much leave...
Forum: The Pit Today, 08:06 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 1,524
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Well, I've seen the internet. The Germans seem to...

Well, I've seen the internet. The Germans seem to put spunk everywhere but the lady's babymaker.
Forum: The Pit Today, 08:05 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 793
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I probably wouldn't risk it. For one, I don't...

I probably wouldn't risk it. For one, I don't want a holiday home, so I wouldn't even do anything legal to acquire one.
Forum: The Pit Today, 08:02 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 1,524
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Is it dishwasher safe? Because if I have to...

Is it dishwasher safe?

Because if I have to hand-clean that thing, hell no.
Forum: The Pit Today, 08:01 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 149
Posted By slapsymcdougal
...

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/c498_electronic_rock_guitar_shirt_anim.gif

This. It comes with an amp, too.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:07 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 531
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Comes with free "reeking of piss"...

Comes with free "reeking of piss" upgrade package!
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:51 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 954
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Show up while he's out, and bang his wife.

Show up while he's out, and bang his wife.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:38 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 531
Posted By slapsymcdougal
More than likely. A live bum would be more...

More than likely. A live bum would be more useful, because they could take messages(until 10am, by which point they'd be drunk on super T or something).
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:37 AM
Replies: 1,013
Views: 8,730
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I'm 33 and what are skate shoes?

I'm 33 and what are skate shoes?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:19 AM
Replies: 241
Views: 3,923
Posted By slapsymcdougal
The economic improvement in the UK at that time...

The economic improvement in the UK at that time had nothing to do with Brown; it was down to a general improvement in other markets which we exported stuff to.

Nothing to do with anything he did.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:17 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 531
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Well, using USB memory sticks, probably a good...

Well, using USB memory sticks, probably a good few hundred petabytes worth.

Someone will nick a few, though, before word gets around that your taste in music sucks and then people will stop taking...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:13 AM
Replies: 241
Views: 3,923
Posted By slapsymcdougal
No, Gordon Brown has never been the right man to...

No, Gordon Brown has never been the right man to lead the country.

Cameron is only different, rather than better, and Nick Clegg would have shat himself live on TV if the Lib Dems had actually won
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 11:26 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 605
Posted By slapsymcdougal
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https://www.youtube.com/results?q=slapsymcdougal&sp=QgIIAQ%253D%253D
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 05:06 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 60
Posted By slapsymcdougal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2r3UgeyiuQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2r3UgeyiuQ
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 04:46 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,908
Posted By slapsymcdougal
We didn't have knees when I was that age. Nope,...

We didn't have knees when I was that age. Nope, just one long bone between hip and ankle. None of that new-fangled "pateller" nonsense, no sir.
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 04:23 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,908
Posted By slapsymcdougal
That's why you need a shotgun. Get 'em in the...

That's why you need a shotgun. Get 'em in the knees, and they're much easier to catch up with.

That's what you meant, right?
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 04:13 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,908
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I think you're just showing your age, grandpa.

I think you're just showing your age, grandpa.
Forum: Gear Building & Customizing 08-25-2014, 04:09 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 59
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Get a 2:1 male to female 3.5mm jack...

Get a 2:1 male to female 3.5mm jack like:
http://www.lunashops.com/images/upload/Image/3_5mm-female-to-2-male-3_5-.jpg

1 male each for the amp and music player, and plug headphones into the female...
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 04:02 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,908
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Why the hell would anyone watch that, when...

Why the hell would anyone watch that, when internet?
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 03:58 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 192
Posted By slapsymcdougal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOoXwxqeVzg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOoXwxqeVzg
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 03:55 AM
Replies: 60
Poll: nerds
Views: 1,094
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I am a totally unique kind of nerd that is...

I am a totally unique kind of nerd that is superior to all other types of nerd.
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2014, 03:53 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 720
Posted By slapsymcdougal
No, because girls never break up with me. I kill...

No, because girls never break up with me. I kill and eat them first.
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