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Forum: The Pit
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Replies: 283
Views: 3,059
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nick dixon
A guy in England got 12 months in jail for...
A guy in England got 12 months in jail for speeding on a motorbike, being followed by an unmarked police bike, then after 5 miles or so of high speed safe, straight roads; the copper decided to nick... |
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Replies: 133
Views: 2,315
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Like nearly every other local authority, the...
Like nearly every other local authority, the gritters need salt, salt comes from mainly Teeside and Germany. Roads are blocked. Snow ploughs do about 5 mpg in thick snow, diesel. A roads take... |
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Replies: 100
Views: 1,677
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I have a big willy, but I find peeing with other...
I have a big willy, but I find peeing with other men within an arms length a little intrusive. If theres a stall, I'll just use it anyway as people like to wee everywhere around the urinal but in it. |
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Replies: 75
Views: 1,819
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loom your chest and ball hair into an impressive...
loom your chest and ball hair into an impressive tapestry of love sure to woo any woman |
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Forum: The Pit
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Replies: 25
Views: 277
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Replies: 188
Views: 3,683
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Hull's a pretty grim place. Only the other week 2...
Hull's a pretty grim place. Only the other week 2 men kicked someone to death outside "The Deep" for being there. Apperntly he called the police just before they killed him. |
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Forum: The Pit
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Replies: 372
Views: 11,293
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*thread hijack*
heh, I met my girlfriend on UG,...
*thread hijack* heh, I met my girlfriend on UG, we've been the closest of friends for nearly 4 years now. I thought she was a guy trying to cheat on the MS Paint thread of 2006, turns out he was a... |
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Forum: The Pit
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Replies: 50
Views: 753
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Don't want to be sexist or anything, but the...
Don't want to be sexist or anything, but the reason why there isn't many chick drummers is because they aren't very good. Not because they're not talented, because all of them are, and more so than... |
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Forum: The Pit
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Replies: 28
Views: 398
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Im pretty sure I'd be the first person to touch...
Im pretty sure I'd be the first person to touch it, and the last. |
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Forum: The Pit
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Replies: 61
Views: 1,134
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Replies: 61
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Replies: 133
Views: 4,318
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Views: 330
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Replies: 11,207
Views: 1,542,678
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How do you confuse an Irish Man?
Give him a...
How do you confuse an Irish Man? Give him a choice of two spades, then tell him to take his pick. |
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Forum: The Pit
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Replies: 11,207
Views: 1,542,678
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Replies: 17
Views: 390
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nick dixon
Me for him
My Coke for gin
You for my mum
At...
Me for him My Coke for gin You for my mum At least I'll get my washing done |
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Forum: The Pit
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Replies: 33
Views: 434
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Forum: The Pit
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Replies: 24,064
Views: 5,915,681
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Joking aside, I've just got a SE custom for £200...
Joking aside, I've just got a SE custom for £200 in mint condition. Best guitar Ive played. As for the young padawan, hes probably not playing anything, just posing with his dads mid-life crisis... |
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Replies: 164
Views: 1,366
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its about -1c at the minute here I think, cold...
its about -1c at the minute here I think, cold enough to make work a whole lot more annoying. |
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Replies: 24,064
Views: 5,915,681
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Replies: 128
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Replies: 56
Views: 740
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wear them. No one cares what you look like. My...
wear them. No one cares what you look like. My hearing is ****ed from years of gigs and drumming without them. Christ do I regret not having them. |
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Replies: 81
Views: 1,070
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