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Forum: The Pit Today, 01:31 AM
Replies: 283
Views: 3,059
Posted By nick dixon
A guy in England got 12 months in jail for...

A guy in England got 12 months in jail for speeding on a motorbike, being followed by an unmarked police bike, then after 5 miles or so of high speed safe, straight roads; the copper decided to nick...
Forum: The Pit 01-06-2010, 04:04 PM
Replies: 133
Views: 2,315
Posted By nick dixon
Like nearly every other local authority, the...

Like nearly every other local authority, the gritters need salt, salt comes from mainly Teeside and Germany. Roads are blocked. Snow ploughs do about 5 mpg in thick snow, diesel.

A roads take...
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2010, 05:08 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,677
Posted By nick dixon
I have a big willy, but I find peeing with other...

I have a big willy, but I find peeing with other men within an arms length a little intrusive.

If theres a stall, I'll just use it anyway as people like to wee everywhere around the urinal but in it.
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2010, 04:56 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,819
Posted By nick dixon
loom your chest and ball hair into an impressive...

loom your chest and ball hair into an impressive tapestry of love sure to woo any woman
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2010, 04:52 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 277
Posted By nick dixon
Only if there's a 3rd party involved >_>

Only if there's a 3rd party involved >_>
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2010, 04:29 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 277
Posted By nick dixon
fiddle my diddle, hurr hurrr

fiddle my diddle, hurr hurrr
Forum: The Pit 01-03-2010, 06:56 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 3,683
Posted By nick dixon
Hull's a pretty grim place. Only the other week 2...

Hull's a pretty grim place. Only the other week 2 men kicked someone to death outside "The Deep" for being there. Apperntly he called the police just before they killed him.
Forum: The Pit 01-02-2010, 04:55 AM
Replies: 372
Views: 11,293
Posted By nick dixon
*thread hijack* heh, I met my girlfriend on UG,...

*thread hijack*

heh, I met my girlfriend on UG, we've been the closest of friends for nearly 4 years now.

I thought she was a guy trying to cheat on the MS Paint thread of 2006, turns out he was a...
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2010, 05:39 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 753
Posted By nick dixon
Don't want to be sexist or anything, but the...

Don't want to be sexist or anything, but the reason why there isn't many chick drummers is because they aren't very good. Not because they're not talented, because all of them are, and more so than...
Forum: The Pit 12-29-2009, 02:05 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 398
Posted By nick dixon
Im pretty sure I'd be the first person to touch...

Im pretty sure I'd be the first person to touch it, and the last.
Forum: The Pit 12-29-2009, 03:29 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,134
Posted By nick dixon
A6X and STEVE. ALL drummers are called STEVE

A6X and STEVE.

ALL drummers are called STEVE
Forum: The Pit 12-29-2009, 03:14 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,134
Posted By nick dixon
Avenged sixfold?

Avenged sixfold?
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2009, 08:13 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 4,318
Posted By nick dixon
Probably my PRS Custom 22SE

Probably my PRS Custom 22SE
Forum: The Pit 12-23-2009, 03:07 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 330
Posted By nick dixon
Ten Years After. Cream on Speed

Ten Years After.

Cream on Speed
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2009, 01:38 PM
Replies: 11,207
Views: 1,542,678
Posted By nick dixon
How do you confuse an Irish Man? Give him a...

How do you confuse an Irish Man?



Give him a choice of two spades, then tell him to take his pick.
Forum: The Pit 12-19-2009, 07:26 AM
Replies: 11,207
Views: 1,542,678
Posted By nick dixon
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http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s294/trash_pixie_photos/fap.jpg
Forum: The Pit 12-16-2009, 03:36 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 390
Posted By nick dixon
Me for him My Coke for gin You for my mum At...

Me for him
My Coke for gin
You for my mum
At least I'll get my washing done
Forum: The Pit 12-16-2009, 01:42 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 434
Posted By nick dixon
dildo

dildo
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2009, 04:35 PM
Replies: 24,064
Views: 5,915,681
Posted By nick dixon
Joking aside, I've just got a SE custom for £200...

Joking aside, I've just got a SE custom for £200 in mint condition. Best guitar Ive played. As for the young padawan, hes probably not playing anything, just posing with his dads mid-life crisis...
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2009, 01:51 AM
Replies: 164
Views: 1,366
Posted By nick dixon
its about -1c at the minute here I think, cold...

its about -1c at the minute here I think, cold enough to make work a whole lot more annoying.
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2009, 01:42 AM
Replies: 24,064
Views: 5,915,681
Posted By nick dixon
http://diy.despair.com/output/poster95876947.jpg

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster95876947.jpg
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2009, 06:50 AM
Replies: 128
Views: 1,666
Posted By nick dixon
get up at 5, get ready for work, go to work at 6.

get up at 5, get ready for work, go to work at 6.
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2009, 01:46 AM
Replies: 11,207
Views: 1,542,678
Posted By nick dixon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yJ2yWvGnkI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yJ2yWvGnkI
Forum: The Pit 12-07-2009, 01:57 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 744
Posted By nick dixon
Live in Pompeii The...

Live in Pompeii

The Wall

Tommy

Quadrophenia


Spinal Tapp
Forum: The Pit 12-07-2009, 01:33 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 193
Posted By nick dixon
chico time!

chico time!
Forum: The Pit 12-03-2009, 01:41 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 740
Posted By nick dixon
wear them. No one cares what you look like. My...

wear them. No one cares what you look like. My hearing is ****ed from years of gigs and drumming without them. Christ do I regret not having them.
Forum: The Pit 11-28-2009, 06:10 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,070
Posted By nick dixon
You poor poor soul... SHTEAK O_O

You poor poor soul...

SHTEAK O_O
Forum: The Pit 11-19-2009, 01:56 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 643
Posted By nick dixon
size 18.

size 18.
Forum: The Pit 11-08-2009, 05:49 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,836
Posted By nick dixon
I am 12 years old. what is fisting?

I am 12 years old. what is fisting?
Forum: The Pit 11-08-2009, 03:06 PM
Replies: 11,207
Views: 1,542,678
Posted By nick dixon
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