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Old 10-08-2012, 09:24 PM   #6861
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Old 10-08-2012, 09:26 PM   #6862
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I've really done a lot. I bought you a hard to find, expensive movie I wanted myself but then decided would be better as a gift for you. I got you tickets to the toronto international film festival by standing in line from six in the morning until three in the afternoon all by myself. I worked up the courage to let you know how I felt about you.

I've worked so hard on this and you couldn't give less of a shit could you? God forbid I'm too nice. If I kicked your car like that other guy, would I be sexy to you? If I was a dick to you and insulted you, would that turn you on? Oh no, I'm nice! That's the worst thing you could ever ask for!

You're one of my best friends, if not my best friend, and someone I've been in love with for a very long time now, but all I can think about each time you're online is how you can fuck off out of here if you're not going to even acknowledge me, especially since you blow me off but give people that treat you like crap or are just low the time of day when I've spent so much time, effort and tears trying to get this to work.

I deserve much better than this, and am so god damn disappointed because you're my best friend. If you like me back, you are sure really shitty at showing it and I most certainly deserve better.

But hey, she got you a miles davis shirt, right?
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Old 10-08-2012, 09:26 PM   #6863
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Nah, just get in mumu
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Old 10-08-2012, 09:30 PM   #6864
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But hey, she got you a miles davis shirt, right?


This is true. She did!
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:24 PM   #6865
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What's that, brain? You smell a panic attack 2 years in the making?

Awesome. **** alcohol.
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Old 10-08-2012, 11:25 PM   #6866
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I don't understand you.
I gave you everything I had emotionally but still you wanted nothing to do with me romantically. But I stuck around because you said you needed me here and I cared about you. I spend more money on you than I ever have for any girl to take you to see your favorite band and we sat as close to the stage as I could afford.

But I don't hear from you for a month after I drop you off at home after the concert? I feel used for these past 4 years, not only emotionally but now substantively. But I feel like I can't tell you how I really feel because of your emotionally condition and you'll take it too hard.

It doesn't matter because you won't return my calls anyway. Funny cause you cried every time I left but then when I swear I won't do it again, you walk out of my life for seemingly no reason.


Bitches, man.
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Old 10-09-2012, 12:55 PM   #6867
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****, I really wanted to see you today
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Old 10-09-2012, 01:19 PM   #6868
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I'm sorry I'm always a disappointment. I'm sorry you think I have to have my whole life planned out before me at age 17. I'm sorry you can't see that I'm still confused about a lot of things. I'm sorry that I don't act/think exactly like you, I'm not you, nor do I ever want to be. You keep telling me that life is short, enjoy it while you can and while you're still young. Pffft, really? Then why do you keep me locked in the house at all hours of the day? I don't feel like I can go to you for anything because everytime I have in the past you just put me down for it.

I'm sorry for being different. I'm sorry for being me.

Oh wait, I'm not sorry. I'm sorry for you that you can't realize any of this.
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Old 10-09-2012, 01:24 PM   #6869
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I'm going to get you copiously drunk and then make out with you.

I am a stand up guy.
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:05 PM   #6870
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thanks for cancelling plans. was looking forward to seeing you cause y'know I actually miss you quite a lot but if you wanna just ditch me thats fine too.




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Old 10-09-2012, 06:21 PM   #6871
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You gave me a job, you took me out for lunch today, and you ask for nothing in return. We get along just fine. You break up with a complete dick after four years and go ahead and hook up with a 28 year old school teacher shortly after. I'm right here making the most obvious advances and you even acknowledge them. Yet you settle for some stranger that's 8 years older than us. What the fuck?
Seriously what the flying fuck is going on here? The worst part is knowing this and having to see you at work every week. I can't just leave after being hired.
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Old 10-09-2012, 07:03 PM   #6872
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Old 10-09-2012, 07:09 PM   #6873
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You gave me a job, you took me out for lunch today, and you ask for nothing in return. We get along just fine. You break up with a complete dick after four years and go ahead and hook up with a 28 year old school teacher shortly after. I'm right here making the most obvious advances and you even acknowledge them. Yet you settle for some stranger that's 8 years older than us. What the fuck?
Seriously what the flying fuck is going on here? The worst part is knowing this and having to see you at work every week. I can't just leave after being hired.

Dat friendzone.
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Old 10-09-2012, 07:18 PM   #6874
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Dat friendzone.

No way man. I am not going into there. I know I'm close but I'm pretty damn sure I'm going to steer clear of that. I don't care how many relationships I ruin, I'm not going there.
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Old 10-09-2012, 07:21 PM   #6875
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No way man. I am not going into there. I know I'm close but I'm pretty damn sure I'm going to steer clear of that. I don't care how many relationships I ruin, I'm not going there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%BCbler-Ross_model

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Old 10-09-2012, 07:29 PM   #6876
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Interesting. That actually took a load off my mind.
Thanks for the new perspective.
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Old 10-09-2012, 07:47 PM   #6877
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**** you, I won't do what you tell me!

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Old 10-09-2012, 08:10 PM   #6878
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Oh ****, i hope this situation isn't going to turn out as complicated as i have foreseen it. It could be complicated but solvable, or complicated and very very difficult to solve without some downtime.
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:28 AM   #6879
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I am not a person who gives a shit.

to another person: People don't change. I know that from experience.

to someone else: Hey, why are you a ****?
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:38 AM   #6880
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Alright, look: You are really, really, really cute, I am definitely interested, and I'm pretty sure you are interested too, but you need to stop being so shy. Its way too hard to get that flirty, witty banter happening when I have to force it just to have a 2-minute conversation with you.
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