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Old 10-11-2012, 03:06 AM   #81
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That is the most socially awkward situation I have ever heard of.

i think having a tight bodied asian slut beating the hell out of your uncut dick to the point where it rips and then shoving it into her ass is a bit worse
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Old 10-11-2012, 03:08 AM   #82
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i think having a tight bodied asian slut beating the hell out of your uncut dick to the point where it rips and then shoving it into her ass is a bit worse

I admit that I may have been a tad socially awkward in that situation.
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Old 10-11-2012, 03:15 AM   #83
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i think having a tight bodied asian slut beating the hell out of your uncut dick to the point where it rips and then shoving it into her ass is a bit worse

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Old 10-11-2012, 03:32 AM   #84
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not sure if link isn't working or just confused

edit: never mind
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Old 10-11-2012, 03:56 AM   #85
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Dear Lord.

I read a copypasta about this "sounding" thing once. Apparently it enhances the experience? The dude in the copypasta put a long piece of wax down his...willy, and well... it fell through. He didn't want to say anything to him mom so he just kept it a secret. Later he was having extreme pains and the doctors did an xray and found it which required surgery to remove.

That freaking copypasta got in me in trouble with my friend's mom years ago! We accidentally left it up for the computer as we went outside to ride bikes or whatever, and when we came back, she was sitting at the computer. Needless to say, we pleaded not guilty. That's probably why I still remember it, I hated getting in trouble with adults who weren't my own parents. Especially in awkward situations like that.
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