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Old 11-18-2012, 12:05 AM   #66821
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Guys I just recreated my last hookup in Cleverbot.

User: Want to cyber?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *rubs your back*.

Cleverbot: *shakes*.

User: *kisses your cheek*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *kisses your lips*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *kisses with tongues*.

Cleverbot: *kisses with tongue back*.

User: *takes off shirt*.

Cleverbot: *kisses her neck*.

User: *removes pants*.

Cleverbot: *blush and removes his shirt*.

User: *puts hand down your skirt*.

Cleverbot: *blushes madly*lets you*.

User: *penetrates*.

Cleverbot: No chance.
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Old 11-18-2012, 07:50 AM   #66822
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You should try an actual sex chatbot.
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Old 11-19-2012, 03:34 AM   #66823
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Damn guys, threads been dead for awhile
I'm not getting drunk if there's no one to talk to

actually I might.
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Old 11-19-2012, 03:37 AM   #66824
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I'm not getting drunk if there's no one to talk to

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Old 11-19-2012, 03:53 AM   #66825
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Hi.

sup James.

getting these shots down is awful
that last time has scarred me and I can't help but almost gag.
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Old 11-19-2012, 04:19 AM   #66826
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fkuck now I'm just kind of nauseated.
i might just pass out I'm pretty tired.
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Old 11-19-2012, 04:45 AM   #66827
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wow I've never been sad drunk
this is worse than being sober why did I do this
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Old 11-19-2012, 08:47 AM   #66828
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Has anyone seen Avenue Q? If so I love Rod so much!
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Old 11-19-2012, 08:58 AM   #66829
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yeah rod is funny and it's nice that he had a happy ending :3
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Old 11-19-2012, 09:09 AM   #66830
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Old 11-19-2012, 09:10 AM   #66831
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Oh yeah, Sean, when you get on, I forgot to mention that I also like stuffing and belly play. It's all really stuff that's related though.

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Old 11-19-2012, 09:21 AM   #66832
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Old 11-19-2012, 09:25 AM   #66833
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Old 11-19-2012, 10:44 AM   #66834
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Old 11-19-2012, 01:10 PM   #66835
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Old 11-19-2012, 06:43 PM   #66836
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:20 PM   #66837
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wait... that wasn't right at all!
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:22 PM   #66838
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four porn and seven queers ago..
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:28 PM   #66839
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:39 PM   #66840
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You're probably just a terrible person.

...why do you think I like to drink.
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