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Old 11-22-2012, 09:08 AM   #21
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Yeah, either mine or whoomit's girlfriend's too.
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:16 AM   #22
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:21 AM   #23
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I refuse to use cutlery though. Dats nasty.
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:37 AM   #24
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:45 AM   #25
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I find that a good toilet brush works great for those hard-to-reach spots.




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Old 11-22-2012, 10:05 AM   #26
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Old 11-22-2012, 10:14 AM   #27
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Inb4 Family Guy 'Buttscratcher!! Buttscratcher? Ah, buttscratcher!' etc.
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Old 11-22-2012, 10:16 AM   #28
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Old 11-22-2012, 10:19 AM   #29
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A bite is great to scratch with your facial stubble- if you have any. My GF used to make me scratch her all the time
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Old 11-22-2012, 10:22 AM   #30
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Yeah, either mine or whoomit's girlfriend's too.


That makes 3 of us.
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Old 11-22-2012, 10:23 AM   #31
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Old 11-22-2012, 10:24 AM   #32
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I use my fingers, not my nails though.
I`m a princess and they just make my skin more irritated.
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Gawd dayum void gets shit done


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Old 11-22-2012, 10:26 AM   #33
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Old 11-22-2012, 10:38 AM   #34
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Old 11-22-2012, 10:47 AM   #35
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Old 11-22-2012, 11:16 AM   #36
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I have long nails for finger picking so I use those.

But when they break I use banjo picks; you HAVE NOT lived until you've had a banjo back scratch.
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Old 11-22-2012, 12:47 PM   #37
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Inb4 Family Guy 'Buttscratcher!! Buttscratcher? Ah, buttscratcher!' etc.


Damn you!

OT: if my back is itchy and i don't have nails atm i use a fork....
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Old 11-22-2012, 01:00 PM   #38
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my nails.

sometimes i'll chew on an itch like a dog, too.
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Old 11-22-2012, 01:04 PM   #39
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