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Old 11-27-2012, 04:07 PM   #1981
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I generally don't rec the review section for a few reasons...

The prose can be nauseating. This was intentional as a satire upon the name of the organization
They don't really give you much if you haven't heard the album in question

One perk that I and others before me have noticed is that you can randomly select a band on their list, see what album they are extolling, then just listen for yourself. At worst you spend an hour or less listening to B grade material. At best you get something magical. The quality, if nothing else, is consistently high tier material.


It feels like I'm reading someone who's got babby's first dictionary and thesaurus and went at writing a review for their favorite Metal album.

You are right about the quality of the material since I've found some pretty good stuff off their artist list.

The little reviews I could tell were satire since almost all of them call any album they dislike "arena rock" no matter what it is.
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Old 11-27-2012, 05:29 PM   #1982
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The prose can be nauseating. This was intentional as a satire upon the name of the organization


I was gonna say, some of the stuff on there sounds like it was written by that Hunter Hunting-Hunt-Huntington Hendrix or whatever the **** his silly bitch-ass name is.
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:12 PM   #1983
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is Liturgy even still around? Did they drink the cyanide kool aid yet?
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:18 PM   #1984
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Yeah, they are. They played at Metallica's Orion Fest lol...

I guess they only have two members, currently, though.
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:24 PM   #1985
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What happened to the others? Did they masturbate and transcend this plane of existence?
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:26 PM   #1986
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I feel as though they were filled with such indignity after being notified of having to open for the "Jim Breuer Heavy Metal Comedy Tour" and Charred Walls of the Damned that they just, like... desintegrated.

Or something. If I had to desintegrate, it would be with class.
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