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Old 12-07-2012, 11:54 AM   #21
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Ya' know that time when you weren't making threads?

Do that.
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:06 PM   #22
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You do realize that if she has a completely hairless vagina, then that means you're going to be using lots of lube. Otherwise, sex will chafe her. (Note: Vaginal lube is different than anal lube.)


This is why she should shave. But she shouldn't use hair remover; otherwise, as I already mentioned, chafing will occur.


Could you go into detail?
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:13 PM   #23
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1. It's really easy to shave your balls without chaffing or cutting your dick off.
2. I shave 'cause having a jungle bush is ****ing itchy. Even smaller amounts of hair itches like a mofo.
3. Why would you put burning chemicals on your junk?
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:27 PM   #24
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Could you go into detail?

Um...no. Grow up and get married, then watch your wife shave her vagina. Or convince your gf to let you watch; she'll probably be weirded out.

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Ya' know that time when you weren't making threads?

Do that.

He was banned then.
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:28 PM   #25
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why do you want hairless balls


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Hey! He isn't a virgin! He gave 8 women oral sex!


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Old 12-07-2012, 12:45 PM   #26
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Um...no. Grow up and get married, then watch your wife shave her vagina. Or convince your gf to let you watch; she'll probably be weirded out.


He was banned then.


**** you then.
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Old 12-07-2012, 01:14 PM   #27
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You're a troll. You've already claimed (in a previous thread you made) to have given 8 women oral sex. You also thought this made you NOT a virgin.

You're still a virgin, fyi.

Thread is here. It was SO bad (by the end) that the mods locked it.



its sarcasm. I guess you haven't seen everyone make gay jokes to me....

whatever
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Old 12-07-2012, 01:19 PM   #28
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its sarcasm. I guess you haven't seen everyone make gay jokes to me....

whatever

Go home, kid.
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Old 12-07-2012, 01:26 PM   #29
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its sarcasm. I guess you haven't seen everyone make gay jokes to me....

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Old 12-07-2012, 01:55 PM   #30
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This thread is has too much shit and not enough JCVD!



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