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Old 12-11-2012, 10:21 AM   #41
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In France, when women are on their period they sometimes say "the English are coming"
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:38 AM   #42
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"X is a bag of wank". People may already be using it but I'd like to see it used more.
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:59 AM   #43
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Fuck.
as in " your a fuck" or "shut up you fuck"
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:19 AM   #44
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if someone needs to shave they need to let the cat lick their face

instead of simply answering yes to someone, say "did the tin man have a sheet metal c0ck!?" that ones from bubbles in tpb

when someone asks how youve been or hows it goin you say "any better and you could cancel my health card"
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:01 PM   #45
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"[insert phrase here] as/like balls."

"...as/like balls" is a modifying phrase that can serve as either an adverb or adjective and makes the preceding clause its superlative form.

For example: "I'm hungry as balls" means "I am incredibly hungry."
"I just got hit in the balls and it hurts like balls" means "I got hit in the balls and its is excruciatingly painful."
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:02 PM   #46
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i'm in the mood for some dude

that is amazing

EDIT: actually this whole thread is amazing
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:20 PM   #47
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If you're a girl or a gay guy and you're horny say "I'm in the mood for some dude." Just thought of it and you can keep that in your pocket for a rainy day.

When speaking about a girl who's obviously trying to get with a guy, refer to it as her wanting a cockin'.

Example: "Man Steve, all that girl wants is a good cockin'. You should oblige."
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Old 12-11-2012, 01:06 PM   #48
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When speaking about a girl who's obviously trying to get with a guy, refer to it as her wanting a cockin'.

Example: "Man Steve, all that girl wants is a good cockin'. You should oblige."


I head someone say that on the east coast of the US "getting cocked" meant getting drunk. I had to contain my laughter.
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Old 12-11-2012, 01:10 PM   #49
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For when people write without any punctuation


"It's like a gay bar in here. Not a period to be found."
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Old 12-11-2012, 01:32 PM   #50
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She's adventurous = she a ho.
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Old 12-11-2012, 01:58 PM   #51
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I've already coined some.

-fjuck: It's like fuck but for bypassing swear filters.
-fjuck itts alll INNN myy eyee: for when you get something in your eye like cum or toothpaste.
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Old 12-11-2012, 01:58 PM   #52
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My friend and I decided that worn out vagina's are to now be called "clapsaddles"
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Old 12-11-2012, 02:17 PM   #53
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Ooo I just remembered me and my friends call getting high, "twiggin'"
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:37 PM   #54
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we use ass as an adjective a lot lol its not exactly coining a term but yknow

ex "This thread is so ass."
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:42 PM   #55
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My friend and I decided that worn out vagina's are to now be called "clapsaddles"

I probably shouldn't have laughed at this as hard as I did.
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:12 PM   #56
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I probably shouldn't have laughed at this as hard as I did.

That's horsescat. Laugh harder.
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