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Old 12-19-2012, 10:10 AM   #81
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:13 AM   #82
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:14 AM   #83
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:14 AM   #84
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:15 AM   #85
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I wrote an "erotic" story about Taylor Swift one time for a friend one time. It's pretty goofy.
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:16 AM   #86
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can you send me it?
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:19 AM   #87
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It's pretty PG really. I could just post it here. You probably wouldn't like it though.
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:19 AM   #88
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:20 AM   #89
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It's pretty PG really. I could just post it here. You probably wouldn't like it though.

you'd be surprised what i can get off to
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:23 AM   #90
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I kind of wrote it for someone else though, so I don't really want to share it. If you want though, I could write you your own story a little bit later today.
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:26 AM   #91
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I kind of wrote it for someone else though, so I don't really want to share it. If you want though, I could write you your own story a little bit later today.

i doin't know

i feel like a creep now >_>
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:41 AM   #92
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Old 12-19-2012, 11:25 AM   #93
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