12-21-2012, 06:04 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Wouldn't the proper response if that happened be "Why haven't we all had sex yet?"
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12-21-2012, 06:05 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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He should've just been like 'Ladies, there's enough of me to go around. No need to crowd.'
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12-21-2012, 06:06 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Indiana
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12-21-2012, 06:18 PM
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Please ignore my username
Join Date: May 2006
Location: St. Cloud, MN
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I asked somebody I'd actually have sex with in person instead of texting her. It... it didn't go over well. Even after explaining it was a joke she was still pissed.
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12-21-2012, 06:19 PM
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Obviously, not a golfer
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Shoulder of Orion
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"We have jackass, remember last month, I gave you a ride you were f*ckin hammered. Now I'm pregnant. Ring a bell?"
*flees country* Seriously though, I ain't got the stones for this. All the girls in my contacts are: 1. Sister in laws, friend's girlfriends. 2. Lesbians 3. Have already had sex with. I might try this with one of the lesbos though, ohh, if I had the balls.
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12-21-2012, 06:21 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Whatever is inbetween Pennsylvania and South Dakota
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>implying I have the number of anyone I want to sex
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12-21-2012, 06:25 PM
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The lotus blooms twice
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Grand Valley State University, Michigan
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No one in my phone I feel like texting that too, so I went to one of my UG buds
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12-21-2012, 07:43 PM
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What about you, dad?
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: ON, Canada
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I'd love to do this, but there's no one that I could text that it wouldn't be an awful idea.
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12-21-2012, 07:49 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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"I checked my messages and then i JIZZED IN MY PANTS"
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