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Old 12-21-2012, 06:18 PM   #101
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I asked somebody I'd actually have sex with in person instead of texting her. It... it didn't go over well. Even after explaining it was a joke she was still pissed.
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Old 12-21-2012, 06:19 PM   #102
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"We have jackass, remember last month, I gave you a ride you were f*ckin hammered. Now I'm pregnant. Ring a bell?"

*flees country*

Seriously though, I ain't got the stones for this. All the girls in my contacts are:

1. Sister in laws, friend's girlfriends.
2. Lesbians
3. Have already had sex with.

I might try this with one of the lesbos though, ohh, if I had the balls.
"Pain or damage don't end the world nor despair, nor fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead, until then you have more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."
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Old 12-21-2012, 06:21 PM   #103
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>implying I have the number of anyone I want to sex
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Old 12-21-2012, 06:25 PM   #104
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No one in my phone I feel like texting that too, so I went to one of my UG buds

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Old 12-21-2012, 07:43 PM   #105
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I'd love to do this, but there's no one that I could text that it wouldn't be an awful idea.
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Old 12-21-2012, 07:49 PM   #106
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"I checked my messages and then i JIZZED IN MY PANTS"

My friend has excellent taste.
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Old 06-20-2013, 03:18 PM   #107
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Well, isn't this thread old.
I'd just like to say that I just found out (remembered) that sending this to a girl, with whom I've only spoken about 10 lines on facebook in 3 years before, was the beginning of goofing around and having shits and giggles, which eventually developed in a (rather bumpy and not really successful) relationship.
But hey, still something. I guess I have to try this again sometime.
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