Bob_Sacamano

Lol not sure why this would go here but yeah White Pony would work. I'd say the self-titled is probably the most similar to the new one but really any of them would suffice. Still not super into the first two myself but that'll probably change.

On topic: just got done trimming my chest hair (with scissors) which is something I've been doing for a while now. It's such a pain in the ass but I don't want to have it totally hairless and it looks ****ing awful as a forest.

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whywefight

Around the Fur kicks ass, and Adrenaline's not bad as well.

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T00DEEPBLUE

Another sexual confession. This post took some balls to post, so prepare for juiciness.

I don't just look forward to my parents being out of the house because they're bastards and that no fucks are given if i stay up all night, but also because it gives me the opportunity to do things to myself.

If there is ever a couple of days when my parents out, i get started by shaving myself down there and taking an enema. I then take a bottle of lubricant, wrap a condom over it and fuck myself with it. (The bottle is very smooth with no sharp edges so it's actually a very good to use as a dildo.)

Feels good, man.

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ali.guitarkid7

...couldn't just use a surgical glove and some fingers? Sounds incredibly complex.


Not that I do this or anything. >_>

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>Checks user profile.
>Gender: Male

We have a winner.

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Primus2112

bros, the deftones s/t is clearly the best

dat hexagram
dat needles and pins
dat minerva
dat good morning beautiful
dat deathblow
dat when girls telephone boys
dat battle axe
dat lucky you
dat anniversary of an uninteresting event

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T00DEEPBLUE

You would ask that wouldn't you?

Is it really that shocking that some guys dig this sort of thing?

Ok, perhaps i already know the answer to this question otherwise i would never have confessed it in the first place.

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Bob_Sacamano

But Beware and Riviere and Cherry Waves and Hole In The Earth and Select Start and Kimdracula and Xerces. Those are like half of their best imo.

Also, *cough* I umm.. tried.. that a long time ago deepblue. Not the same, but..

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huwford

- I get annoyed when people, including myself, complain and make up excuses for stuff. Even if they have a point I just feel that others have it so much worse off than them and they should just stop bitching.

- I sometimes wish my country was a powerful totalitarian state like Soviet Russia or Nazi Germany just so that I could be powerful.

- I hate a lot of stuff about my friends. A lot of them are really racist (contradicts kind of with the past statement, I know) and it annoys me that all my friends just sit around, unemployed and gripe about life, playing games and doing nothing to improve their situations.

- I feel like I have betrayed my dad. He's an alcoholic and, recently, fell down the stairs and broke his neck. Once he got out of hospital he made it a couple of months without any booze but he's back on it now. I respect the hell out of him still and I feel bad for not going up to see him and trying to make him stop drinking.

- Sometimes I look at a male and think "that's a bit o' all right"

- I got drunk in Greece and passed out in some ancient ruins. When I woke up I was getting a blowjob of a Brazilian midget male. I have no idea what happened that night but I'm pretty sure I got raped.

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whywefight

can't we all just agree Deftones is awesome

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palm mute

I don't remember liking anything I have heard from Deftones, but not hating it.

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whywefight

They've changed their sound quite a bit over the years, so I'd suggest giving them another chance, but nbd

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T00DEEPBLUE

You should've got me to help you.

Look at it from their point of view.

Imagine you're a person who's father passed away long before you were born. Then imagine another person who lived with their father their whole life and truly loved them, to have their father pass away when they were 15 years old. What do you think would be more upsetting? Not having a father to begin with, so relatively little grief is caused as they never had the opportunity to form a relationship with one another, or loving their father all their lives just to have him taken away from them?

Telling someone that they should be grateful because people are starving in Africa is not only a smarmy thing to say, but it doesn't make any sense. It's like telling a person who's lost their arm that they should be grateful they had an arm to lose at all.

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noisewall11

Ahhh, this thread <3. ^^ I remember this!! Oh strangest sexual encounter thread.....Y u die?


-I have 200+ FB friends, yet 90% of the time I can't even get just one "like" if I post a status. And i'm not even one of those annoying attention *****s that posts every 5 minutes. Not much of a confession I know, but it's like witf do I even bother??

Bob_Sacamano

Here's one that's actually pretty serious: I think I kind of make up characters to be for myself whenever I meet new people. Someone new I want to be seen as, so I act different around almost everybody. It's never much of a real change but as a result I feel like no one actually knows me including myself.

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T00DEEPBLUE

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...ual+experiences

Awesome thread. I also won the poll.

/ego

I do this too. I see it almost like i'm acting out as different characters in a play or something. I think it's a pretty efficient way to go about life. Like you could be in a mindset to be a laugh to be around, but then you can but on your monkey suit another day and be a businessman.

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iHurricaneGTR

This.
Also, i kinda like McDonalds.
I dont eat there often, but i dont avoid it like the plague like the majority of the internet likes to pretend they do.

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Trowzaa

No.

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Bob_Sacamano

But it's not a mindset, it's like I'm stuck with the first impression I give someone.


You should wake up before the wrath comes

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