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Old 02-05-2013, 09:26 AM   #41
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It's cancer brah, sorry.
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:27 AM   #42
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It's cancer brah, sorry.


Probably. And since Thrash didn't die from his cancer, statistically you will most likely die from yours.
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:31 AM   #43
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2 weeks? And that's it? Quit being a wuss.

2 weeks then I might see her for a day and then I leave again, this isn't a one-off leaving for a bit thing. I don't know if I will ever be living near her again which sucks.
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:38 AM   #44
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:45 AM   #45
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2 weeks then I might see her for a day and then I leave again, this isn't a one-off leaving for a bit thing. I don't know if I will ever be living near her again which sucks.


Big deal. I know plenty of people that are romantically involved with people living hundreds of miles away and they make it work. Try complaining to Xiaoxi. His girlfriend lives about as far away as she physically could on this planet and you don't see him being all angsty about it. Think of how many people there are on this site that are single and complain about how you have a girlfriend.

Yeah, you have it sooo bad.
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:48 AM   #46
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:56 AM   #47
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Verse 1
I'M ANGRY,
EVERYTHING SUCKS,
MY FAMILY SUCKS,
MY WORK SUCKS,
MY HOME SUCKS,
I'M BROKE, I'M LONELY,

Verse 2:
I'VE GOT A WEIRD LUMP ON MY HEAD THAT'S BEEN THERE FOR NEARLY A MONTH
I CAN'T PLAY ****ING GUITAR TONIGHT, I FEEL SICK,
I'VE GOT NO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL,
IT'S TOO WARM INSIDE DAMMIT,
I'VE GOT NO GODDAMN CLEAN CLOTHES,
MY COMPUTER IS RUNNING TOO HOT,

Pre-chorus:
I NEED A HAIRCUT AGAIN AND I'M NOT ALLOWED
TO PLAY MUSIC OUT LOUD IN MY OWN MOTHER****ING ROOM.
Does anyone else feel really pissed off? (hold out the note!)

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Relaxation tips that
ARE NOT FAPPING?
ARE NOT FAPPING?
ARE NOT FAPPING?
Writing that is making me feel better already.
ARE NOT FAPPING?
ARE NOT FAPPING?
ARE NOT FAPPING?

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if mods want to close this then I love you all<3

Guitar solo till end.

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Old 02-05-2013, 02:27 PM   #48
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:42 PM   #49
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:51 PM   #50
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I'M ANGRY, EVERYTHING SUCKS, MY FAMILY SUCKS, MY WORK SUCKS, MY HOME SUCKS, I'M BROKE, I'M LONELY, I'VE GOT A WEIRD LUMP ON MY HEAD THAT'S BEEN THERE FOR NEARLY A MONTH, I CAN'T PLAY ****ING GUITAR TONIGHT, I FEEL SICK, I'VE GOT NO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL, IT'S TOO WARM INSIDE DAMMIT, I'VE GOT NO GODDAMN CLEAN CLOTHES, MY COMPUTER IS RUNNING TOO HOT, I NEED A HAIRCUT AGAIN AND I'M NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY MUSIC OUT LOUD IN MY OWN MOTHER****ING ROOM.

This is why white people don't get respect.
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:54 PM   #51
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Go take a walk, TS. Seriously, ain't nothing like a long walk to make you realize that you've really ZERO reason to be mad.
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:27 PM   #52
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As mentioned, go out for a walk, go to the park or something, try to relax and always think you're awesome. Wanna go to the doctor because of a lump ? Do it, you're awesome. Overweight ? Carry it with pride, it's awesome. Backache ? Don't let it stop you, your bones are made of titanium, they are awesome.

Because the truth is, convincing yourself that the downs of life are awesome will strengthen your mental condition tremendously, as you rid them of all negativity. It might encourage you to take a stand against your parents so the leesh gets loosened, improve your relations at your job, and certainly will make you feel a whole lot better. That alone is worth the effort.
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:37 PM   #53
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I'M ANGRY: Cheer up.

EVERYTHING SUCKS: Of course everything sucks. Its so you can overcome and realize everything sucks from a positive perspective so that you never have to deal with sucky things again

MY FAMILY SUCKS: Stick with those who care about you, and if none do, then make your own family someday and change that pattern.

MY WORK SUCKS: Find another job, put in your two weeks notice, and find happiness in the workplace.

MY HOME SUCKS: Move out or at least decorate your living environment to your point of content.

I'M BROKE: Make more money!

I'M LONELY: Find someone relentlessly until you find some who at least laughs at your jokes.

I'VE GOT A WEIRD LUMP ON MY HEAD THAT'S BEEN THERE FOR NEARLY A MONTH: Go to the doctor or free clinic in your area. I have a lump on my head and a lump on my jawline and I got that checked out by a doctor. It turned out to be a sebaceous cyst, but its always nice to be %100.

I CAN'T PLAY ****ING GUITAR TONIGHT: Play guitar tomorrow.

I FEEL SICK: Go to the doctor or free clinic or find your symptoms online to try and help yourself

I'VE GOT NO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL: Dont do drugs or alcohol when you're not in the right state of mind.

IT'S TOO WARM INSIDE DAMMIT: Wear some shorts.

I'VE GOT NO GODDAMN CLEAN CLOTHES: Then wash them.

MY COMPUTER IS RUNNING TOO HOT: Then turn it off or buy a computer fan.

I NEED A HAIRCUT AGAIN: Why?

AND I'M NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY MUSIC OUT LOUD IN MY OWN MOTHER****ING ROOM: Move out, manchild, or boy wonder.
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Old 02-05-2013, 04:12 PM   #54
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I'M ANGRY: Cheer up.

EVERYTHING SUCKS: Of course everything sucks. Its so you can overcome and realize everything sucks from a positive perspective so that you never have to deal with sucky things again

MY FAMILY SUCKS: Stick with those who care about you, and if none do, then make your own family someday and change that pattern.

MY WORK SUCKS: Find another job, put in your two weeks notice, and find happiness in the workplace.

MY HOME SUCKS: Move out or at least decorate your living environment to your point of content.

I'M BROKE: Make more money!

I'M LONELY: Find someone relentlessly until you find some who at least laughs at your jokes.

I'VE GOT A WEIRD LUMP ON MY HEAD THAT'S BEEN THERE FOR NEARLY A MONTH: Go to the doctor or free clinic in your area. I have a lump on my head and a lump on my jawline and I got that checked out by a doctor. It turned out to be a sebaceous cyst, but its always nice to be %100.

I CAN'T PLAY ****ING GUITAR TONIGHT: Play guitar tomorrow.

I FEEL SICK: Go to the doctor or free clinic or find your symptoms online to try and help yourself

I'VE GOT NO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL: Dont do drugs or alcohol when you're not in the right state of mind.

IT'S TOO WARM INSIDE DAMMIT: Wear some shorts.

I'VE GOT NO GODDAMN CLEAN CLOTHES: Then wash them.

MY COMPUTER IS RUNNING TOO HOT: Then turn it off or buy a computer fan.

I NEED A HAIRCUT AGAIN: Why?

AND I'M NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY MUSIC OUT LOUD IN MY OWN MOTHER****ING ROOM: Move out, manchild, or boy wonder.

I knew I should have voted "Go"
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Old 02-05-2013, 04:21 PM   #55
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