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Old 02-08-2013, 05:39 PM   #121
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Sharks are immune to cancer.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:10 PM   #122
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:28 PM   #123
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:29 PM   #124
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:35 PM   #125
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That's a form of ammonite, a long-extinct species. Whereas most ammonite species had spiral or straight shells, this one... Is like that... It was very likely not a bottom-feeder, but actually swam through the oceans (like the rest of the ammonites). That thing. Swimming. In the ocean.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:57 PM   #126
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There's a shark (can't remember his name) that it's too slow to hunt and just follows whales to eat their poop...

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Old 02-08-2013, 07:32 PM   #127
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These guys exist.

They're known as the "Flying Fox;" while they look canine they are actually bats. Large bats too, up to a 3ft wingspan. I know plenty of people with ridiculously severe bat phobias, I'd love to watch them encounter one of these.
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:40 PM   #128
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Opossums have a forked Penis....oh and the Rabies virus rarely can survive in the infected Opossum. They also are immune to some common Poisonous snakes...some frakken tough animals right there!
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:01 AM   #129
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Marsupial mammals in Australia fill just about every niche that placental mammals do elsewhere.

Marsupial.

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Old 02-10-2013, 01:06 AM   #130
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:21 AM   #131
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:19 AM   #133
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These guys exist.

They're known as the "Flying Fox;" while they look canine they are actually bats. Large bats too, up to a 3ft wingspan. I know plenty of people with ridiculously severe bat phobias, I'd love to watch them encounter one of these.


Never understood bat phobias, most of these guys are pretty damn adorable....Most of them.
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:52 AM   #134
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^ Not only that, but they can FLY! And all the big bats are fruit eating, while the blood-sucking and moth-eating are the smaller ones, so it's not like that giant thing is going to be all up in your business looking for some cheap blood.
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:32 AM   #135
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Dolphins will gang rape a female dolphin by dividing it out of their pod and it can go on for weeks at a time.

Also have been known to rape hamans.
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:44 PM   #136
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Never understood bat phobias, most of these guys are pretty damn adorable....Most of them.
Agreed. At least fruit bats, vampire bats not so much. Most fruit bats look like little dogs with wings.

But it would be so awesome to have one of these guys as a pet, you'd scare your whole neighborhood shitless. Though you'd need a house with high ceilings to keep them comfortable and happy. Plus climate would be a concern with big bats like these.
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Old 04-02-2013, 12:53 AM   #137
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Male giraffes fight by swinging their necks and slamming each other with their heads.

They then proceed to ****. Make up sex. Gay make up sex. True story.
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Old 04-02-2013, 01:10 AM   #138
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Male giraffes fight by swinging their necks and slamming each other with their heads.

They then proceed to ****. Make up sex. Gay make up sex. True story.
Oh yeah. Tell me that again, but slower.
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Old 04-02-2013, 01:16 AM   #139
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I'd say that makes sense because they have bigger eyes, but blue is a smaller wavelength.

Hmm..

Um.. Chimps are up to 4x stronger than the average man. But their muscles are so long and dense, that ordinary human tasks, like swimming, become nearly impossible.



Every eye has the capability of picking up the wavelength, it's more a matter of if their brain evolved the need to see blue. Owls probably did, seeing as how many are nocturnal in colder environments.




EDIT: Haha, about 4 pages late on that. This is a cool thread, btw.
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Old 04-02-2013, 01:46 AM   #140
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