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Old 02-10-2013, 11:15 PM   #61
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A box of fruity condoms and a good attitude.

Make eye contact. Be nice. That person will think of you having sex at some point.

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Old 02-10-2013, 11:16 PM   #62
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Old 02-10-2013, 11:18 PM   #63
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Old 02-10-2013, 11:40 PM   #64
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When I was in college, we went into the local Walmart around 3 am and bought shotgun shells and goldfish. The clerk was more annoyed than freaked out since neither department was manned at the time.
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:08 AM   #65
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"Hey girl, you seem fresh. Let's go eat Chinese food."

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Old 02-11-2013, 01:11 AM   #66
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I bought a blow torch and lotion at 3 AM at a WalMart once. The manager looked at me funny. But I needed the blow torch to get some red loctite off the thing I was working on, and I remembered that I needed lotion, and it was on my way. Back off!
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:18 AM   #67
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:19 AM   #68
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An enema, a pack of rubber bands, and hot sauce.
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I wish I was American.

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Old 02-11-2013, 01:21 AM   #69
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Old 02-11-2013, 01:52 AM   #70
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