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Old 04-10-2007, 05:24 AM   #801
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Old 04-10-2007, 10:20 AM   #802
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Old 04-10-2007, 10:29 AM   #803
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cap'n mind doing us all a favor and summing up all that happened in your first post to save us a lot of reading?
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Old 04-10-2007, 10:43 AM   #804
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hey man just act all pissed off and act like its not even yours. claim that shes cheating on you and you never had sex. itll get you out of shit (hopefully)


That is a really ****ing bad idea. No one would believe you anyway, and your girlfriend would dump you for making her out to be a slut. That is an absolute no-win solution.

Edit - Oh you meant if she was pregnant. Yeah you might make up some bullshit in that situation, but then you'd get hit up with a paternity test and pay money for the rest of your life.

Best thing to do if she's pregnant is say "look I love you and I want to be with you, but we're not ready to be parents and I think that this will probably break us up."

Just make her feel like you'll take care of her, but only if she aborts it (obviously you don't put it to her in those terms, you have to be subtle about it). It's up to you how long you stick around after she gets rid of it.
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Old 04-10-2007, 10:47 AM   #805
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If your parents say anything, say "Well at least I was being safe."

That should shut them up.


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Old 04-10-2007, 11:04 AM   #806
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Heres the condensed story:
Chapter 1
1. I've been sneaking over to GF's house at night after her parents go to bed
2. Sunday night was different.
3. I was slowly making my way to her room when i heard one of the parents say something from their bedroom.
4. Made it through the night without interference so i thought they didnt know.
5. It snowed the day before

Chapter 2
1.Phone rings. I answer(without looking who called)
2. Found out it was GF's dad, wishing to speak with my parents
a. Hes never talked to them before, why would he want to all of a sudden?
b. He had nothing to say to me personally so he must be pissed
c. There are used and 1 unused condom in her room (my bad) and a pregnancy test. Im guessing he called because he found on of them
3. HELP IM F***ING SCARED
4. UG delivers
5. Next day: waiting for him to call back
6. Around 5:30 the dad's truck pulls into my driveway
7. He and my mom talk outside for around 5 minutes.
8. My dad gos out there and the 3 talk for about another 7 minutes.
9. The dad leaves
10. My parents wish to talk to me
11. I learn that the police were called on the set of footsteps and they got ahold of my license plate number and found out it was registered to my house.

Chapter 3
1. While the dad was here he suggested a meeting at their house
2. At 7 o' clock we head over their
3. We sat in the living room and talked
4. There were 2 arguments going on there
a. Her parents and mine against GF and me
b. GF, I, and my parents against her parents because theyre over-restrictive asshats
5. Her parents knew what he did the whole time
6. We knew no one was leaving until the truth came out so she finally admitted to our dirty deed(though we did soften the low by lowering the number of times we did it)
7. ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE but we were all still sitting down
8. I am not allowed on their property or to ever call their house again
9. The parents are most likely putting her in a new school

Chapter 4 - 2 weeks later
1. While eating dinner i get a phone call with an unfamiliar number
2. I decide to call them back when I'm done eating
3. My phone beeps; I got a new voicemail.....hmmmm
4. IT WAS GF, SHAZAM!!!
5. She said she really needs to talk to me and that she will call back tomarow *sigh*
6. Ive been on pins and needles all day
7. She calls back AFTER im done eating (yyyyeeeesssss!)
8. I learn where she is, how she feels, and what may become of her
This is what she told me: After the meeting and my parents and i left, her dad and her got into a fight. After it started to get a bit violent, they called the police to take her away because at that point, they didnt care waht happened to her. Shes been living at this special hospital (equivalent to juvy) and it really sucks there. I was able to tell her how i feel because she did think i hated her (actually i still love her). I told her how bland school has become since she left. She said she might be able to come back to school next school year. She said she will call back tomorrow at the same time

Chapter 5
1. For the past few months we have just been talking on the phone.
2. Things seem to be almost back to normal between her and her parents.
3. Her dad told her that he thinks she would look hot in a Jeep, so they're planning on getting her one when she gets her license.
4. I was busy helping a friend with his computer and i missed her calls 4 times(2 a day).
5. It seemed like she really wanted to talk to me. I felt bad.
6. The next day my phone started to ring.
7. It was my GF's home phone number! The last time I got a call from that nmber it was my GF's dad.
8. I picked up and said "Hello?" sounding half confused.
9. The person stayed on the line for a second and then hung up, not saying a word.
10. I haven't received a call from GF since then.
11. I realize now that she was trying to call me before she left the hospital to tell me she would be leaving the hospital and start living at home again. She later called me from her home phone just to let me know she was at home because she didnt get to tell me that before she left.(she had told me before that once she left that place she wouldnt be able to call me to talk anymore).

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Old 04-10-2007, 11:06 AM   #807
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Old 04-10-2007, 11:13 AM   #808
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have both the parents killed.

problem solved

but seriously, are they like UBER devote catholics or something?
wtf kind of ******ed parents dont let thier children socialise with thier friends?
most parents are worried that thier children are spending too much time indoors and on the computer and not enough time out with people.

i think you should do something big.
really go all out and impress her parents.
i dont really know what would be appropriate, but show them how much she means to you.

if that doesnt work, bitchslap thier faces into the 1800s, where they belong.
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Old 04-10-2007, 11:23 AM   #809
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have both the parents killed.

problem solved

but seriously, are they like UBER devote catholics or something?
wtf kind of ******ed parents dont let thier children socialise with thier friends?
most parents are worried that thier children are spending too much time indoors and on the computer and not enough time out with people.

i think you should do something big.
really go all out and impress her parents.
i dont really know what would be appropriate, but show them how much she means to you.

if that doesnt work, bitchslap thier faces into the 1800s, where they belong.

Things about her parents:
1. They have had her grounded from the computer, phone, cd player, ipod, life almost the whole time ive known her
2. They dont let her go out unless its with a group and her parents go with her (but even if she asked to do they they would still say no)
3. They say she is too young for dating

So i cant really try to impress them like that because theyre against dating till she is like 20
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Old 04-10-2007, 11:26 AM   #810
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Heres the condensed story:


thank you for the summary. yesterday i was on page 14 (the last page) now 40+ pages.
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Old 04-10-2007, 11:46 AM   #811
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thank you for the summary. yesterday i was on page 14 (the last page) now 40+ pages.

lol yeah
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Old 04-10-2007, 12:00 PM   #812
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lol dude, fix the quote in your sig, it bugs me.

ok, fixed!
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Old 04-10-2007, 12:05 PM   #813
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I still think you should write a book about it.
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Old 04-10-2007, 12:15 PM   #814
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This happened between my brother and his girlfriend, her parents went kind of mental and kept her confined to the house for ages. She moved out at the age of 17, doesn't even speak to her parents now.
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Old 04-10-2007, 12:20 PM   #815
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Originally Posted by cptncacklefanny
Heres the condensed story:
Chapter 1
1. I've been sneaking over to GF's house at night after her parents go to bed
2. Sunday night was different.
3. I was slowly making my way to her room when i heard one of the parents say something from their bedroom.
4. Made it through the night without interference so i thought they didnt know.
5. It snowed the day before

Chapter 2
1.Phone rings. I answer(without looking who called)
2. Found out it was GF's dad, wishing to speak with my parents
a. Hes never talked to them before, why would he want to all of a sudden?
b. He had nothing to say to me personally so he must be pissed
c. There are used and 1 unused condom in her room (my bad) and a pregnancy test. Im guessing he called because he found on of them
3. HELP IM F***ING SCARED
4. UG delivers
5. Next day: waiting for him to call back
6. Around 5:30 the dad's truck pulls into my driveway
7. He and my mom talk outside for around 5 minutes.
8. My dad gos out there and the 3 talk for about another 7 minutes.
9. The dad leaves
10. My parents wish to talk to me
11. I learn that the police were called on the set of footsteps and they got ahold of my license plate number and found out it was registered to my house.

Chapter 3.
1. While the dad was here he suggested a meeting at their house
2. At 7 o' clock we head over their
3. We sat in the living room and talked
4. There were 2 arguments going on there
a. Her parents and mine against GF and me
b. GF, I, and my parents against her parents because theyre over-restrictive asshats
5. Her parents knew what he did the whole time
6. We knew no one was leaving until the truth came out so she finally admitted to our dirty deed(though we did soften the low by lowering the number of times we did it)
7. ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE but we were all still sitting down
8. I am not allowed on their property or to ever call their house again
9. The parents are most likely putting her in a new school
10. The end

-Pregnancy test results in 2-3 weeks
-We never broke up, we were forcefully separated

YOU ARE ****ED
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Old 04-10-2007, 12:36 PM   #816
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YOU ARE ****ED

i didnt get it that bad
shes ****ed more than i ever thought i would be
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Old 04-10-2007, 12:37 PM   #817
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i didnt get it that bad
shes ****ed more than i ever thought i would be

That's only because you can't get pregnant.
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Old 04-10-2007, 12:37 PM   #818
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well man, i wish both of you only the best.
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Old 04-10-2007, 12:42 PM   #819
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Well, that pretty much sucks alot of hariy ass. It must be pretty crap getting seperated from your gf like that...... At leat when your 21 you can look back at this laugh, i will

But seriously i feel 4 u.
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Old 04-10-2007, 12:45 PM   #820
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There is no way in hell i'm going through 40 pages but I read the condensed version, how old are you? I guess 17 or so because of the license plate thing, if you are that old it makes me laugh at the absurdity of her parents. And good luck, but surely she could move out at tht age.
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