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Old 04-25-2013, 11:07 AM   #21
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1. Make a splendid song using whatever musical instruments you have handy
2. Wank to the results
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Old 04-25-2013, 11:09 AM   #22
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Most people choose to do things that they never had time to getting around to.
Cleaning your house.
Backing up your computer data.
Maybe finally learning your favorite album back to back, on guitar.
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Old 04-25-2013, 11:43 AM   #23
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Old 04-25-2013, 11:54 AM   #24
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Ask us what amp to get for around $600 to play metal.
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:03 PM   #25
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Build a pub and make it as complete as possible.

Then wank all over it.

I missed the time for this.
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:20 PM   #26
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Originally Posted by macaroni
Wank, go to the pub, wank at the pub, wank on your way home from the pub, wank again when you get home.

and repeat.
In the begining everything goes good, and then it goes bad, and after that it goes good again and then you die in a bus crash - Axel Sjöberg
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:45 PM   #27
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+1 to wanking then going to da pub.

I would suggest while at the pub, getting inebriated, thus working up the courage to pick up a solid 6, and then taxi back to your place. serenade her with some jack johnson, and then spend an hour trying to get it up as you'll have liquordick.
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Old 04-25-2013, 01:42 PM   #28
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Pick your poison, get to you ideal level of inebriation, then look deep inside. If you still can't think anything that will bring you happiness then call over a friend and have an emotional talk about why you feel dead inside and cry it out, you'll feel a lot better. Then see if they have any ideas and party hard knowing today is a glorious new start to rest of your life.
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