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Old 12-07-2012, 05:23 AM   #61
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I write him a check.

Last one, I asked him his name and address. He told me, I didn't believe him so I started to walk off. He said my name's Walter man. I gave him a quarter, he said you better give me more than a quarter man I gave you my name. I told him to f*ck off.

I should've been stabbed so many times by now. I have had a knife drawn on me before though.
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Old 12-07-2012, 05:25 AM   #62
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I would have just said yeah. Then carry on walking.

It's always funny when the crackheads come up to you and ask 'have you got 32pence?' I just say 'no sorry mate I have 86p'.
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Old 12-07-2012, 05:45 AM   #63
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So I just walked home from college...

On the way home three chavs came up to me and asked "Alright Laaaaaa, got a quid?". Because I know he just wanted trouble I totally blanked him, and his reaction was "****ing ignore me!"

Funny stuff indeed...

Now then, I know this is probably only something that you would encounter in the UK, but what would you have done?


I'd mug the chav, then say 'I have now, thanks.'
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:29 AM   #64
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I'd tell him to get to fcuk.

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Remember when Orange used to lend you a quid?

that shit was so raven


I think BT Cellnet used to do this as well. Those were the days.

EDIT: I remember once I was at a service station, in my uniform, changing a tyre and this bloke came up to me "sorry, mate, but I was hoping you could help me. My fuel lights come on, I've lost my wallet, and was hoping I had enough to get me home. I normally use my business fuel card, but like I said, I've lost my wallet". I was all 'meh, I just got paid, I'll give him a tenner'.

He took my barrack address and when I got back to work there was a thank you card with a cheque inside. Not all people are scumbags.
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:42 AM   #65
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I have this I don't give a sh*t attitude

You sound like you're trying way too hard.

Nobody cares that your jeans are ripped to hell and if you actually had that attitude, you wouldn't have to outright say it.

You sound like someone who tries to convince people you're cool by actually saying that you're cool.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:29 AM   #66
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Some kids tried to mug me for my phone as I was walking home from the pub one night. I told them to do one. One of them tried to break a bottle on a lamp post and just hurt themself. Then one of their mothers picked them up.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:44 AM   #67
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I would have emerged from my human-shaped cocoon, taken him, started flying away and sucked his brains out from his ear with my trunk.
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:52 AM   #68
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oh my god, is that Idiocracy?

I sure hope so.




OT: Whip out your dick. If someone's trying to intimidate you, nothing'll scare them more shitless than someone who obviously doesn't give a **** if his dick's hanging out while being threatened with a knife. They'll just be like 'yo dude he's got his dick out let's go man' and leave apologizing.

In theory it should work.
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Old 12-07-2012, 01:21 PM   #69
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Seriously never heard of it? It's a pound. It's like Americans calling a dollar a buck.

Or New Zealanders calling it sheep.

A quid. Really. I'd be curious to see where that come from.


Not as curious as to how New Zealanders count their money in unit of sheep though.
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:57 PM   #70
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I would've dropped my pants and said "no, but if you close your eyes and suck through a garden hose, you'll get some free seamen!"
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Old 12-07-2012, 05:19 PM   #71
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I'd have just said 'Sorry mate, got no cash on me'


That. He could have then said "alright mate", or just started getting agressive.
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Old 12-07-2012, 05:20 PM   #72
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A quid is kind of like a squid though, isn't it?
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Old 12-07-2012, 05:57 PM   #73
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A quid is kind of like a squid though, isn't it?

I thought it was some sort of relation to quidditch.
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:08 PM   #74
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I thought it was some sort of relation to quidditch.


No, it's like how little kids like to watch Cooby Doo on the EB.
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