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Old 05-11-2013, 08:13 AM   #12361
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How do I avoid getting sore if I'm having sex every day/2x day?

Lube.
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yes you can, its very easy to form it into a cylindrical object.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
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Old 05-11-2013, 08:33 AM   #12362
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I've never "gone down" on a woman before...might try it soon, what do I need to know?
Tell any woman that asks you for oral sex that you'll have to just 68 and owe her one.

That'll get you VERY FAR.
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Old 05-11-2013, 09:14 AM   #12363
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How do I avoid getting sore if I'm having sex every day/2x day?

Get herpes, the puss will act as a lube.

and its free!
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Old 05-11-2013, 09:59 AM   #12364
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It's not sore from friction you guys it's like my **** muscle gets sore or something haha
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:18 AM   #12365
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:22 AM   #12366
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bambi dont make me come over there !
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:25 AM   #12367
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Wank more, to get used to it. I dare you.
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Old 05-21-2013, 03:01 PM   #12368
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Both the best and worse words coming from a girl in bed: " I was just about to come". Especially since she have said it's not possible to come from just regular sex, since no one of her friends have done it.
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Old 05-21-2013, 03:10 PM   #12369
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Old 05-21-2013, 03:17 PM   #12370
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Both the best and worse words coming from a girl in bed: " I was just about to come". Especially since she have said it's not possible to come from just regular sex, since no one of her friends have done it.


She's lying to you. Orgasms are different for women depending on the area stimulated. If it's never happened before, she wouldn't know what the feeling would be like.
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Old 05-21-2013, 03:23 PM   #12371
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Both the best and worse words coming from a girl in bed: " I was just about to come". Especially since she have said it's not possible to come from just regular sex, since no one of her friends have done it.


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Old 05-21-2013, 03:25 PM   #12372
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She's lying to you. Orgasms are different for women depending on the area stimulated. If it's never happened before, she wouldn't know what the feeling would be like.


She has orgasmed, I've done it to her and she can do it to herself but she says that you can't come from regular(=penis into vagina only). I've done it orally to her.
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Old 05-21-2013, 04:00 PM   #12373
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She has orgasmed, I've done it to her and she can do it to herself but she says that you can't come from regular(=penis into vagina only). I've done it orally to her.

plenty of women can come from dick in vagina sex. some don't, or don't often, but she's just wrong about it not being possible.
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