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Old 04-26-2013, 10:45 AM   #1
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Hey, I want to make a guitarist but currently i don't know anything about it. So please give me some tips.
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Old 04-26-2013, 10:49 AM   #2
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some of Paul Gilbert's DNA and a very big bowl would be a good start
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Old 04-26-2013, 06:56 PM   #3
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lol And mix a little yngwie dna into it for good hair and vibrato. And some Satriani cuz I like those pick taps.
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Old 04-26-2013, 11:03 PM   #4
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Or if you don't mind dying from psoriasis at an early age, you could try to get your hands on some Shawn Lane DNA.

Seriously, this question is far too general for us to really answer it. It's like saying "I want to be a mechanic, but I've never seen a car."
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Old 04-26-2013, 11:15 PM   #5
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Seriously, this question is far too general for us to really answer it. It's like saying "I want to be a mechanic, but I've never seen a car."


I don't know, we could say things like "start playing" and "practice". You know, those really specific things that you don't hear very often
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Old 04-30-2013, 05:13 PM   #6
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Old 04-30-2013, 05:17 PM   #7
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Old 04-30-2013, 07:15 PM   #8
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I don't know, we could say things like "start playing" and "practice". You know, those really specific things that you don't hear very often


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Old 05-11-2013, 05:04 AM   #9
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Maybe UG should do an experiment and try to infuse some Paul Gilbert / Yngwie DNA into this guy for realz

It's for science, guys
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:21 AM   #10
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aren't these everyone first accomplishments as beginning guitarists? LOL
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:30 AM   #11
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aren't these everyone first accomplishments as beginning guitarists? LOL

These are very advanced. Once you know these, there is nothing left to learn and you can play every good song ever.
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These are very advanced. Once you know these, there is nothing left to learn and you can play every good song ever.


If Status Quo only needed three chords that's good enough for me!
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Old 05-11-2013, 03:14 PM   #13
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If Status Quo only needed three chords that's good enough for me!

http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/...sic/play1145945



(I was showing off though, I used G, C & F)
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(I was showing off though, I used G, C & F)


Who, dude, that's just... *mind blown*
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