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Old 01-28-2013, 05:09 PM   #201
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Old thread but since it's been bumped...

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Can I stick my Penis in you?

Hey thanks captain obvious
fly away now
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SO I'VE BEEN BALLS DEEP IN MYSELF THIS WHOLE TlME?!?!
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:32 PM   #202
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did you just come from taco bell? cuz you're looking zesty.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:33 PM   #203
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If I was to ask you out would your answer be the same as the one to this question?
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:39 PM   #204
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If I was to ask you out would your answer be the same as the one to this question?

Just hope she wouldn't reply with "No, if you asked me out I'd tell you to fuck off".
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:28 PM   #205
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Excuse me Miss, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I point this gun at you and tell you to get in the ****ing car right now? Move!!! I ain't playing bitch! }:-O

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Old 01-28-2013, 06:46 PM   #206
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Baby I'm no weatherman, but you can be expecting 3 and a half inches tonight.
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Old 01-28-2013, 07:35 PM   #207
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i would drag my dick through ten miles of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.
tried to find the picture with this on it. no luck.
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