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Old 11-12-2012, 07:45 AM   #81
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I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
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Old 11-12-2012, 08:18 AM   #82
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Old 11-12-2012, 08:53 AM   #83
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Old 11-12-2012, 09:47 AM   #84
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"Music snobbery is the worst kind of snobbery. 'Oh, you like those noises? Those sounds in your ear? Do you like them? They're the wrong sounds. You should like these sounds in your ear.'"
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Old 11-12-2012, 02:08 PM   #85
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Originally Posted by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 11-12-2012, 02:14 PM   #86
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"Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson."
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
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Old 11-12-2012, 02:17 PM   #87
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Originally Posted by red_hot_chili18
"smashin' one out" for wanking.

brb gonna smash one out

No but really I will
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Old 11-12-2012, 04:23 PM   #88
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Banned because f*ck you Hebriqui.
I'd been going for a month or so.

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Old 11-12-2012, 05:13 PM   #89
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Old 11-12-2012, 05:38 PM   #90
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