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Old 02-13-2013, 10:25 PM   #41
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The best part of being a girl is that I always have a girl to touch my penis on Valentine's Day. And she certainly knows her way around a penis.
Originally Posted by lolmnt
That's right I have a four inch penis.

Comma splices killed Steve McNair. When you post a comma splice, you are supporting murder.

Now you have no excuse...
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:31 PM   #42
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i have school all day then loney crywank in the livingroom while my famliy goes out to have a nice day with their dates
a youtube link?
maybe you should click on it

Originally Posted by whoomit
You sound like an amazing friend
i sound like one...im secretly a huge dick

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Old 02-13-2013, 10:39 PM   #43
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Happy Valentine's Day to everyone out there!
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:47 PM   #44
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How do you make a signature? Is this a signature? Sig?.... Nature?..... Sigmund Freud?...... Nature Valley?.... Sigmund Fraud?..... Frankie Valli?.... ah, $!*@ it...
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:50 PM   #45
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It 2:50AM and I'm sitting up talking to my ex for the first time in six months, wut.
Originally Posted by element4433
What if the way their wieners were positioned they could only pee into each other's mouths?

And one had his finger joined to the other's butthole?


Or don't. Yeah don't.
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