Originally Posted by Ichikurosaki

sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"

Originally Posted by AndruLuka

I read all on above post that every user share a lawyer joke. So all the jokes are very funny and I really enjoying it. But I just only says that lawyer is so important person in our society.

Originally Posted by strait jacket

Do you like being sigged or, like me do you feel strangely violated?

Originally Posted by AndruLuka

I read all on above post that every user share a lawyer joke. So all the jokes are very funny and I really enjoying it. But I just only says that lawyer is so important person in our society.

Originally Posted by █▐▌█▐▌

we all have lawyer jokes

three lawyers on a boat
one says to the other
"i'm going on a biz trip,
need you to water my fern.
i'll give you $5 and a handjob later
to do it."
2nd lawyer agrees
1st lawyer comes back from trip
2nd lawyer is in steam room
getting handjob from 3rd lawyer
1st lawyer says "what the heck
now how am i supposed to pay you"
2nd lawyer says
"gimme another 5 dollars"
laugh track

Originally Posted by CrimsonBizzare

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" wonders one of the lawyers. "Watch, and you'll see," replies one of the engineers.

They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats while all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The lawyers see this and agree it is quite a clever idea. After the conference, the lawyers decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed lawyer. "Watch, and you'll see," replies one of the engineers.

When they board the train the three lawyers cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. A few moments later, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the lawyers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."

Originally Posted by █▐▌█▐▌

oh woe
oh woe
y did you make me
this way
with clops of
black bricks
for a name

oh woe oh woe
i try to make
a fire with no heat
or light

but i fail

it burns
just hot enough
just bright enough
to pass for fire

i fail

i try to give
a man in the desert who is
thirsty
sand to drink

but i fail

maybe because he is delirious
it quenches his thirst

i fail

i used to be
the master
the blood of
many billy goats
i did taste

now i hunger
for their stringy
grey fur

i fail

Originally Posted by crazysam23_Atax

I want lots of dirty slut anal sex

Originally Posted by magnus_maximus

An admirable impression, if I do say so myself.

Originally Posted by magnus_maximus

I now dub thee UG's Dr Phil. Screw that other guy.

Originally Posted by █▐▌█▐▌

I ask for lawyer jokes
people post
lawyer jokes

this thread
is a
failure

Originally Posted by AndruLuka

I read all on above post that every user share a lawyer joke. So all the jokes are very funny and I really enjoying it. But I just only says that lawyer is so important person in our society.

Originally Posted by Hydra150

Ian is a tool. Like most tools, it isn't necessarily needed. However, it can be an aid if you use it properly.

The main thing I use Ian for is evaluating my life (to see if I could have done worse).

Originally Posted by captainsnazz

Why do they
bury lawyers
under five metres
of dirt
?
Because deep down
they're really
good people

Originally Posted by AndruLuka

I read all on above post that every user share a lawyer joke. So all the jokes are very funny and I really enjoying it. But I just only says that lawyer is so important person in our society.

Originally Posted by ESPLTDV401DX

Looks like he is a tech savy, lesbian, inventor princess.
Gawd dayum void gets shit done

Originally Posted by CrimsonBizzare

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. [rest of joke]

Originally Posted by MadClownDisease

Also I get this but why is it being lawyers and engineers relevant?

Originally Posted by AndruLuka

I read all on above post that every user share a lawyer joke. So all the jokes are very funny and I really enjoying it. But I just only says that lawyer is so important person in our society.

Originally Posted by CrimsonBizzare

You registered, searched for threads involving lawyers, and bumped an 8-month old thread to post that shit? You're an arse. Probably a lawyer.