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Old Today, 02:21 AM   #8281
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You know, I hate joking about statutory rape but damn that kid must be worshiped
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Old Today, 02:28 AM   #8282
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i'm making a set of sex puns with my friend on facebook right now in regards to that kid.

and that is one lucky student those teachers were pretty hot
id 3rd period if you know what i mean

thats that after school attention
thats what i call an f

that F+
she got that D+
then he got straight A's
alll
daaaayyyy

hahaha that final exam
he took them to homeroom and make them recite the nation anthem
im running out of sex school puns
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2+1 = math is fun

hahah the pledge of allegiance to to his staff
hahhaha

he was teachers hard pet
he recessed their lunch boxes

hahah he stole their lunch honey
he was late for class
and they were late for their period
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Old Today, 02:37 AM   #8283
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those were all terrible except the last one
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Old Today, 02:38 AM   #8284
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They were all terrible including the last one, sorry not sorry
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Old Today, 02:42 AM   #8285
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So I failed my driving test, even though the examiner said I had better control than people who already have a license. Apparently I feel uncomfortable on the road and therefore need more lessons, 50,000 of them.


At this rate I'll be either dead or homeless by next week.
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Old Today, 02:43 AM   #8286
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If there's anything SVU has taught me it's that sex offenders really like Ford Tauruses
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Old Today, 02:44 AM   #8287
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They were all terrible including the last one, sorry not sorry

i banged ur mom in the boobs LOL fag
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Old Today, 02:46 AM   #8288
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Old Today, 02:46 AM   #8289
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is anyone awake enough to TC? I am finishing some reading and my house is so quiet and creepy
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Old Today, 02:47 AM   #8290
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i banged yr dads in the boobs LOL your dad is gay
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Old Today, 02:50 AM   #8291
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i banged my shin on the coffee table LOL
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