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Old 03-25-2014, 09:04 AM   #13001
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Tried this once, didn't work. She didn't want to. It's almost as if she's scared to go into any other position. I'm kind of at a loss of what to do.

So what did she say when you asked her if she would try other positions during sex?
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Old 03-25-2014, 09:11 AM   #13002
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She always says she wants to try out other stuff, but never at the time when I ask her to, always 'some other time', which hasn't happened yet.
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Old 03-25-2014, 10:05 AM   #13003
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Sounds like you're springing it on her. I'm all for spontaneity but if that's not her bag maybe plan a bit more?
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Old 03-25-2014, 01:07 PM   #13004
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Tried this once, didn't work. She didn't want to. It's almost as if she's scared to go into any other position. I'm kind of at a loss of what to do.

just lie, tell her you want to eat her out while she's on her knees and elbows, do it for a bit, and then penis her right in the vagina
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Old 03-29-2014, 01:54 PM   #13005
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17 years old here, I'm a little new to talking to girls and whatnot. But i'm a heavy masterbater (3 or so times a day).. But I am seeing this girl and have a chance to have sex. Will I be able to get it up?? Ive heard masterbating causes ED
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Old 03-29-2014, 02:19 PM   #13006
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17 years old here, I'm a little new to talking to girls and whatnot. But i'm a heavy masterbater (3 or so times a day).. But I am seeing this girl and have a chance to have sex. Will I be able to get it up?? Ive heard masterbating causes ED

you're screwed forever sadly, it's one or the other not both
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Old 03-29-2014, 02:22 PM   #13007
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you're screwed forever sadly, it's one or the other not both

I thought it was good in moderation, not excessively.....
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Old 03-29-2014, 02:23 PM   #13008
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you're screwed forever sadly, it's one or the other not both


This is fact.
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Old 03-29-2014, 02:38 PM   #13009
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I thought it was good in moderation, not excessively.....

I'm sorry, but you really should have done more research before you started masturbating. :hug:
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Old 03-29-2014, 02:51 PM   #13010
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I thought it was good in moderation, not excessively.....

that's what they used to think about cocaine
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Old 03-29-2014, 03:19 PM   #13011
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3 times a day is definitely excessive.
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Old 03-29-2014, 03:20 PM   #13012
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