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Old 02-08-2013, 09:14 PM   #121
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That chair doesnt look comfortable, would you like something... harder to sit on?
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:48 AM   #122
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My name is Richard, my friends call me Dick, but YOU can call me Penis

Then she asked "can I call you scrotum?" and everything was ruined
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:55 AM   #123
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:14 AM   #124
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It's not that I'm not confident, I just straight up have always had shite luck with girls. But I think if I used either the cheesy "confident" pickup lines here or just straight up went up to a girl and sincerely told her how I felt and asked for a number, I'd probably get laughed at and or shot down either way.
That's because neither way is correct. I mean, depending on the girl it might work, but you don't want to be so forward.

I mean, if you have something witty to say, by all means say it, but one-liners don't start conversations; conversation starters do.
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:33 PM   #125
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you guys got some good ones here, like the one about bigger than the Titanic.

but my favorite is still the do you work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long,
That one always works for me :-)
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