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Old 03-25-2013, 05:05 PM   #21
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Happy birthday! You're a pretty rad guy.
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Old 03-25-2013, 05:08 PM   #22
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Cheers guys

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Old 03-25-2013, 05:09 PM   #23
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Why are you still able to type?
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Old 03-25-2013, 05:11 PM   #24
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The Scots, being always drunk, have learned to adapt.
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Old 03-25-2013, 05:14 PM   #25
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The Scots, being always drunk, have learned to adapt.

Must be a big fucking keyboard man.
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Old 03-25-2013, 05:15 PM   #26
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Must be a big fucking keyboard man.


Big dreams, big women, big keyboards. The motto of Scotland.
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Old 03-25-2013, 05:16 PM   #27
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Big dreams, big women, big keyboards. The motto of Scotland.

Ah the homeland. I ne'er knew her, but I always loved'er.
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Old 03-25-2013, 05:17 PM   #28
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Big dreams, big women, big keyboards, big dicks. The motto of Scotland.

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Old 03-25-2013, 05:26 PM   #29
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I'm still typing because I'm actually sober and homebound because I'm flat broke until next month.
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Old 03-25-2013, 05:49 PM   #30
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no offense to you but i was under the impression that you were around 50 years old. happy birthday! my gift to you is that you are 28 years younger than what i thought you were
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Old 03-25-2013, 06:07 PM   #31
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no offense to you but i was under the impression that you were around 50 years old. happy birthday! my gift to you is that you are 28 years younger than what i thought you were

Which is ironic because when people look at me they think I'm like 17. Cheers dude!
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Old 03-26-2013, 04:47 AM   #32
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I also got you some decent spring weather, but the delivery guy said you weren't in to sign for it
Probably bullshit, those guys chap once then run away. Unfortunately, their schedule is too busy to redeliver for the next couple weeks, so winter's here to stay for a bit longer.
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Old 03-26-2013, 05:14 AM   #33
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:33 AM   #34
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Old 03-26-2013, 07:14 AM   #35
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