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Old 01-31-2013, 09:12 PM   #101
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well shit man. you'll find another. don't worry about it.
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Originally Posted by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

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Old 01-31-2013, 09:54 PM   #102
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was she hot
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:59 PM   #103
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Originally Posted by me+yourmom=69
was she hot

i only go in the pit to see your posts
you're a stone fox
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:06 AM   #104
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Originally Posted by me+yourmom=69
was she hot

Yeah, I was gonna ask that too, then I got distracted; Earlier, much earlier, when it was bright out.

Originally Posted by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:17 AM   #105
How tough am I?!
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Probably completely meaningless coming from a stranger on the internet but I feel for you man.

I've basically just finished throwing away two years of athletic eligibility (In college) due to injury and what a close friend described as being afraid of failing. During my injury I couldn't do anything at all related to athletics and my motivation in life was basically gone. I got straight D's my first year in college, worked but all my money goes to various bills, lived in a shitty neighborhood where I had just as much chance of being randomly shot as the gangbanger next to me. Everything just felt generally futile and I indulged in a LOT of self-loathing. Monday is the first day of an attempt to take back what used to be mine before my back injury.

Here's to a new beginning for you as well TS,
Better, Faster, Stronger
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Kansas State Wildcats

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Hey guys in the last 3 weeks I ****ed all the girls in this picture, what do you think?

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Old 02-01-2013, 02:23 AM   #106
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May hellfire and brimstone pour down upon her wretched soul.

I still love you

In all seriousness though, hang in there. It's probably for the best.
ayy lmao

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Old 02-01-2013, 02:28 AM   #107
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Originally Posted by metacarpi
I've brought an engagement ring lately to propose to my girlfriend - and I got dumped last night after 4 years. I heaved the ring into a river in a flash of fury.

I just realised not only am I now broken hearted, I'm also 1500 down.


bahahahahahaha hahahaaaaahaha
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