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Old 02-07-2013, 09:33 PM   #41
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:36 PM   #42
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... others have guitars....

Hey, it's uhh... 4:20....
Thought you'd like to know is all.

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Old 02-07-2013, 09:40 PM   #43
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:45 PM   #44
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Originally Posted by supersac
it is

my dad has a stach left over when his grandfather used to make tequila
before he passed away he made the best he possibly could and gave some to my father
it is the best ive ever drank
he told me when i became a man ill get my own bottle(ive yet to receive this bottle btw)

wow, that's a really touching story, man.

you don't usually hear that kind of story around here.
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:46 PM   #45
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:48 PM   #46
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:48 PM   #47
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:38 PM   #48
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pussy, dat pussy game ridiculous tho
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:40 AM   #49
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Like the worst spiciest mexican food with like DDDD grade meat and then some really raunchy ****in' curry tandoori whatever the **** indian food so that when I'd die, I'd ****in' void my ****in' bowels all over the ****in' place and the whole floor would be just mucked and it would be the grossest thing ever. Also, I'd try and get cholera or something so that whoever cleans my shit up gets it and dies by ****ing shitting themselves for a few weeks before they shrivel up.

Also, I'd probably throw in some really old oysters that have been sitting in the sun for ****ing hours and some random raw fish. Oh, also I'd have some eggs, lots and lots of eggs. So much eggs that the sulfur coming out of my ass will burn the skin right off their ****ing faces.

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