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Old 03-21-2013, 01:27 AM   #41
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:31 AM   #42
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We'll just go see The Hydra150's then!
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:34 AM   #43
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Screw your bases. If she doesn't let me go elbow deep in her ass on the first date, it wasn't meant to be.

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everything you just said...





Is just so right.
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:37 AM   #44
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:41 AM   #45
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:46 AM   #46
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Old 03-21-2013, 02:09 AM   #47
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Well release a new album then ya doofus


Why are you broken upppp


Why aren't you touring south dakotaaaa


Why are your new songs so poppyyyy


I miss your obscure hipster deathjazzcore-tonk


Bring back your old singer, he was the bestttt




Just kidding, that's problems all those other bands have.
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Old 03-21-2013, 02:56 AM   #48
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op it doesnt matter
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Old 03-21-2013, 05:27 AM   #49
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Old 03-21-2013, 05:35 AM   #50
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idk about you TS, but me and my gf dont use bases. when im with my girlfriend we start off with some cute and gentle eskimo kisses on the nose and forehead then i might reach down and rip her ****ing face off with my gargantuan groin ferret and rupture a thundering waterfall of semen down her throat. idk what bases we use, but i guess thats like when the catcher drops the ball on strike three and you steal to first base and the catcher panics and picks the ball up and chases him, but forgets there is a runner on thirds and jose canseco steals home for the win.
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Old 03-21-2013, 05:36 AM   #51
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European people don't use bases... right?


Germans obviously do.
French - not so much
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Old 03-21-2013, 05:37 AM   #52
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dont be a ****** TS

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Old 03-21-2013, 06:07 AM   #53
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I really dislike the whole "bases" thing....so stupid. I don't believe in them and I don't know...I think they're silly. :P

Or maybe it's cause it's just a reminder of how soon an apparent relationship may end for me
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:29 AM   #54
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We'll just go see The Hydra150's then!

I hear they're pretty hip.
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:42 AM   #55
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1. Lick it up
2. Lick it down
3. Lick her pussy all around!
4. Win!!!
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