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Old 01-30-2013, 11:08 AM   #81
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Sons are gay. Elton John has a son.


Don't forget that every gay man is someone's son.
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Old 01-30-2013, 11:17 AM   #82
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because he was a FAG and it now paying for it in HELL.

Sports? Men touching each other and showering together. They're all going to HELL.

Getting angry at sports? No way, that's gay also. Getting angry at the FAGS who play sports, that's manly.

Cars? Well cars are fine. Thinking a fast car makes you better/cooler is just GAY. FAGS drive fast cars w/ the top down so they can feel the wind in their moustaches and have scarves blowing around their necks. Fast cars are the road to HELL.

Sons are gay. Elton John has a son.

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Old 01-30-2013, 11:24 AM   #83
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I am all of these:

These ones are gay though:

Seriously.

Freddy Mercury had a strong moustache, why? Because he was a FAG and it now paying for it in HELL.

Sports? Men touching each other and showering together. They're all going to HELL.

Getting angry at sports? No way, that's gay also. Getting angry at the FAGS who play sports, that's manly.

Cars? Well cars are fine. Thinking a fast car makes you better/cooler is just GAY. FAGS drive fast cars w/ the top down so they can feel the wind in their moustaches and have scarves blowing around their necks. Fast cars are the road to HELL.

Sons are gay. Elton John has a son.

I wish I could sig this whole thing
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Old 01-30-2013, 11:28 AM   #84
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Being a man is all about sucking penis and taking a few up the ass.
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Old 01-30-2013, 01:01 PM   #85
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Old 01-30-2013, 01:07 PM   #86
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I'm gonna be the black sheep here with a serious answer.

I'd saying being a real man can be boiled down to just being strong and firm in your beliefs and ideals, and not letting anyone sway you against your volition.


Also, the whole having a penis thing.
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Old 01-30-2013, 01:50 PM   #87
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No but think about it, right, there's actually a guy who's profession is 'baby dick cutter'
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that's what he does as a living
imagine being the wife of that guy
"So Katrina what does your hubby do?"
"Cuts the ends of little kids' dicks off"
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:12 PM   #88
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OP was epic, but rest of thread is fail. I am dissapoint. Clearly no men in the pit
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:28 PM   #89
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Eat everything.
Masturbate to anything.
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Grow the nails on your foot like an eagle and cut your woman while sexing.


Oh man, this. My toenails are like an half an inch long. Like just the white part
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