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Old 02-22-2013, 02:55 PM   #141
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He should just leg it and hide in exile.

May he break a leg if he does.
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Old 02-22-2013, 03:02 PM   #142
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they could have just restricted bail to his prosthetic legs. where the **** is he gonna hobble to.. the Democratic Peoples Republic of Congo?
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Old 02-22-2013, 03:05 PM   #143
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I'm sure the first thing he wants to do is just to lie back and put his feet up.

He must've had some spring in his step going out of the courtroom today.
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Old 02-22-2013, 04:54 PM   #144
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I think they have shot themselves in the foot with that decision
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:03 PM   #145
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These puns ****ing blow. Try harder.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:05 PM   #146
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These puns ****ing blow. Try harder.

You say they dont walk the walk?
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:07 PM   #147
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I'm saying we're knee deep in lame puns.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:09 PM   #148
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These puns ****ing blow. Try harder.

We're only pulling his leg.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:10 PM   #149
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But they cops will take all his weapons? will them also take his moon boots?

The boots that made him a fast runner.
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:12 PM   #150
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Anyone seen this yet?
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Old 02-22-2013, 05:13 PM   #151
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Yep. Like the jokes it was posted a few pages back.
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Old 09-11-2014, 08:20 AM   #152
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Cleared of murder...

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Old 09-11-2014, 11:42 AM   #153
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He must've had some spring in his step going out of the courtroom today.


I'm gonna steal this joke and pass it off as my own to my friends tonight, and then I'm gonna smirk while I lean back in my chair with my fingers interlocked behind my head and bask in their admiring laughter.
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