Go Back   UG Community @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com > UG Community > The Pit
User Name  
Password
Search:

Reply
Old 02-14-2013, 05:19 AM   #41
chev311e
Will do moose stuff for $
 
chev311e's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: D.C.
ITT: The girls want to cuddle, the guys want to bang.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axelfox
You can't spell rap without cRap


chev311e is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2013, 05:28 AM   #42
TheChaz
Scientist Salarian
 
TheChaz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
I'm going to be at school and working. I'd like to be banging this one girl I know who happens to be my best friend's ex. She's also currently dating someone. Maybe. She just posted some shit on facebook about how she hates valentine's day and just wants it to be over. She sounds like she needs a good dicking.
TheChaz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2013, 05:50 AM   #43
Burgery
confusion
 
Burgery's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: an outward projected image of a pokémon centre for the soul
chill
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by little_boy
This LGBT thing is getting way out of hand.
Burgery is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2013, 06:06 AM   #44
Twofly
UG's official GhostHunter
 
Twofly's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: 21 Jump Street
Well not shoot my girlfriend for one

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...d.php?t=1588155
__________________
I'm not saying not to trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.
Twofly is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2013, 06:52 AM   #45
laid-to-waste
...BlTCH
 
laid-to-waste's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Manchester, UK
went out with a girl last saturday but i can't be with her today

so yeah, i wish i could be with her today is about it
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by vintage x metal
I just looked at your pics; you're very cute

Quote:
Originally Posted by skylerjames13
you've got the sickest abs i've ever seen and it's enough to turn me gay
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetalMullet
you look pretty curved mate!

complement my abs or physique or general attractiveness for your chance to be quoted right here
laid-to-waste is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2013, 06:57 AM   #46
Weaponized
UG Member
 
Weaponized's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burgery
chill
I get it, cause you're in Ice Land :*D
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazysam23_Atax
Is the officer going to ask for the butt, so he or she can check whether it is hot?


last.fm
Weaponized is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2013, 08:40 AM   #47
Ur all $h1t
Has an erection
 
Ur all $h1t's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ireland
I'm going to be in the lab all evening and then I'll be writing an essay.

I'd like to be on the other side of the country with my girlfriend, but I will be tomorrow evening, so it's not too bad.
__________________
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
Ur all $h1t is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2013, 08:55 AM   #48
Ometh
nobody
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
I don't even have friends, how the hell am I gonna get laid
Ometh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2013, 08:58 AM   #49
Thrashtastic15
Banned
 
Thrashtastic15's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: calgary
Quote:
Originally Posted by chev311e
ITT: The girls want to cuddle, the guys want to bang.

I want to do both.

What I want & what will actually happen seems to be in sync. Rare that it happens, so I'm happy. Going to be chill.
Thrashtastic15 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2013, 09:40 AM   #50
Mathedes
Dissonant Unison
 
Mathedes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: PP, Wisconsin
I want to go see Die Hard.
__________________
Bach in Black! (A performance)

We're all alright!
Mathedes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2013, 09:40 AM   #51
DardySon
Registered User
 
DardySon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Perth, Australia/Formally Europe somewhere
I want to be with a chick but she turned me down so now I want to get drunk but I can't because my parents are in and I can't go out with anyone to get drunk with
DardySon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2013, 09:41 AM   #52
losing battle
UG's Trollestia
 
losing battle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Stealing your underpants!
Have sex and do drugs.
__________________
BTMAM was never relevant
Quote:
Originally Posted by chookiecookie
@everything lb has ever said

Wtf is wrong with you

Quote:
Originally Posted by lolmnt
everypony calm down!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bladez22
numa, if I grow boobs and cat ears in the night, I'll let you know
losing battle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2013, 10:00 AM   #53
padgea7x
I'll wank you, you dick.
 
padgea7x's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Yoker.
I hate Valentines day, women keeping telling me that they want me inside of them.
I thought Valentines day was about love, not cannibalism?
__________________
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.


I'm a firework, primed to go off

padgea7x is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2013, 10:03 AM   #54
Burgery
confusion
 
Burgery's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: an outward projected image of a pokémon centre for the soul
Quote:
Originally Posted by Weaponized
I get it, cause you're in Ice Land :*D

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by little_boy
This LGBT thing is getting way out of hand.
Burgery is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-14-2013, 04:33 PM   #55
Zombee
UG Newbie
 
Zombee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: The Lost Coast
Shes making me a big dinner. I think I'll like this V-day.
__________________
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
Quote:
Originally Posted by damian_91
If only you could back that statement up.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombee
Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote:
Originally Posted by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
Zombee is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:31 AM.

Forum Archives / About / Terms of Use / Advertise / Contact / Ultimate-Guitar.Com © 2014
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.