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Old 04-05-2009, 07:07 PM   #41
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This.

A lot of the tracks off of that album, for that matter.

Oh, and everything here:



I'd link the metal archives page, but the cover art would probably get me a warning.

****, these song titles are brilliant, aren't they?



Wow, their cover art is pretty, uh, excessive.
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Old 04-05-2009, 07:38 PM   #42
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Ball sack + ****** = Bal-Sagoth.
lololol


...


lolololol
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Old 04-06-2009, 12:18 AM   #43
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There's also Wormphlegm I suppose-

In an Excruciating Way Infested with Vermin and Violated by Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism and Desanctifying the Pious
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Old 04-06-2009, 06:54 AM   #44
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Wow, their cover art is pretty, uh, excessive.


I wanna see!

PM the link?!
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Old 04-06-2009, 07:47 AM   #45
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Go back a page and someone did.

I plan on writing a song called
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Is the sound you will make when I kill your face.
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Old 04-06-2009, 08:11 AM   #46
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Ball sack + ****** = Bal-Sagoth.
lololol

Quoted, so that Dyers sees this and bans your thread-necroing ass.
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Old 04-06-2009, 09:11 AM   #47
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My band has a song called "Pretty Pink Flowers in the Sun... On the Grave of Your Pet Rabbit, Little Girl"
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Old 04-06-2009, 03:12 PM   #48
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words wont last forever, your wounds will - Killwhitneydead
I dont mean to impose but I am the ocean - The tony Danza Tapdance Extraveganza
pretty much everything else by both those bands ^^
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Old 04-06-2009, 03:22 PM   #49
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Just about any Bal-Sagoth song, Anal **** song, or Absu song from the new 2009 album.

Bal-Sagoth: "The Dark Liege of Chaos is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire Part II)"

Anal ****: "The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid ****ing ****"

Absu: "... Of the Dead Who Never Rest in Their Tombs Are the Attendance of Familiar Spirits ... Including: A.) Diversified Signs Inscribed; B.) Our Earth of Black; C.) Voor"
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Old 04-06-2009, 04:49 PM   #50
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Someone should write some of these song titles out in binary, they'd be even longer!
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Old 04-06-2009, 07:37 PM   #51
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Old 12-04-2012, 06:51 PM   #52
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Old 12-04-2012, 07:02 PM   #53
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The Dark Liege of Chaos is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire Part II)

Seems tame compared to some of these...
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Old 12-04-2012, 07:03 PM   #54
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2. And Gaia's Wrath of a Thousand Forms of Vehement Torture Will Be Brought Upon Ourselves, the Self-Destructing Human 05:38

3. Our Star-Guided Journey to the Realm of Neverending Life 08:07

4. The Fountain of Ageless Growth, Lifeblood of All Who Doth Bear the Spirit of Gaia 04:55

5. A Mythological Anticipation of Omnipotent Immortality Enshrouds Our Viscious Conquest 07:00

6. With Northern Twilight Resplendent, We Follow the Moonlit Path in Search of Habitable Lands 05:36

7. The Paralyzing Human Fear of All Which Is Essential to the Cyclical Nature of Earthen Prosperity 04:19

8. Soon Enough the Capitarmageddon Will Arrive, and With Death Shall Come New Life 05:07

9. A Bloodline of Immortal Passion Bestowed the Harmony of Man and Wolf 05:25

Wolven Ancestry's "Wrath of Gaia"

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I find it quite unnecessary to have names this long, by the way.

HELLEDIT2: Holy fucking necrobump, eh?
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Old 12-04-2012, 07:08 PM   #55
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This song didn't even exist when this thread was made but ┼ Lengte Heim Til Staden Der Ein Kjenner Kvar Ein Stein by Hjemlengsel.
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