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Old 05-21-2013, 08:46 AM   #21
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Okay UG where's my refund and free xbox. I need It for my 80 yr old grandma. She needs a new flower pot
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Old 05-21-2013, 08:56 AM   #22
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No. It's them foreigners coming over here, harassing our women.

They should go home and harass their own women.

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Old 05-21-2013, 09:01 AM   #23
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Old 05-21-2013, 09:03 AM   #24
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Old 05-21-2013, 09:08 AM   #25
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Old 05-21-2013, 09:10 AM   #26
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Old 05-21-2013, 09:22 AM   #27
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Old 05-21-2013, 10:53 AM   #28
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:00 AM   #29
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:03 AM   #30
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:05 AM   #31
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:17 AM   #32
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:29 PM   #34
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Old 05-21-2013, 02:07 PM   #35
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Old 05-21-2013, 02:16 PM   #36
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ok, I didn't read the thread before making this. I thought I was relatively clever, turns out I'm way behind the curve.
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Old 05-21-2013, 02:32 PM   #37
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Has anyone tried putting the face select things in places other than the face?
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