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Old 02-27-2013, 02:37 PM   #41
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I'd make a clone for Sam for him to talk to himself so he knows what it's ****ing like and then the universe would implode cos it couldn't handle that amount of whatever the **** he is and then, out of the ashes, I shall arise, a lone survivor, and, idk, I'll just play with my dick till I die I haven't thought that far ahead.

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Old 02-27-2013, 02:45 PM   #42
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Normally, I'd say under roaraudio's rule, but he's abandoned us.

So by following someone else's rule. I'll work my way up to be his most loyal servant, and when he least expects is, I will betray him and kill him in a secluded area. Then I will come back with the news that our king has fallen, and now I will be in charge. And that someone could be any of you. So..... Muhahaha.
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Old 02-27-2013, 03:04 PM   #43
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:39 PM   #44
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I bet Psy i planning a world domination.
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:41 PM   #45
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I honestly believe you are borderline retarded, trebor. You are by and large the biggest idiot on here, next to axelfox and Ian.

Shut the fuck up.

Menstruate much?

Jeeze, why'd you get so butt hurt, what are you, German American?
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:46 PM   #46
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:51 PM   #47
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Old 02-27-2013, 05:52 PM   #48
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Trebor, I try to like all UG'ers, but you can get kind of annoying. It's like you get a good laugh out of trying to be the most hated user here, but you're the only one laughing, so you keep at it. Like, you have a sense of humor that only you find funny. And everyone who tries to tell you this, you just ignore and laugh some more.

I imagine that's why everyone here doesn't really like you. That's why it's for the best that you just stop trying so hard.
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:06 PM   #49
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Trebor, I try to like all UG'ers, but you can get kind of annoying. It's like you get a good laugh out of trying to be the most hated user here, but you're the only one laughing, so you keep at it. Like, you have a sense of humor that only you find funny. And everyone who tries to tell you this, you just ignore and laugh some more.

I imagine that's why everyone here doesn't really like you. That's why it's for the best that you just stop trying so hard.
He talks about blowing up my country to kill me and I'm hated? Why do you ****ers hate me?
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:07 PM   #50
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I hate spoilt snot nosed preppy suburban bull shit and modern glee influenced shit, YOU NEVER see me post about stuff I hate unless it's a thread aimed at songs that suck or this post.
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:08 PM   #51
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:10 PM   #52
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He talks about blowing up my country to kill me and I'm hated?

Uhh. Yes. Chances are, he said that as a demonstration to show you how much he hates you.
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I don't legit hate you, I just think you don't know when you are being annoying.
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:12 PM   #53
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Uhh. Yes. Chances are, he said that as a demonstration to show you how much he hates you.
And that's why I spoke about Adolf Hitler, he just bled or something afterwards.

He was like
'I believe-Wewewewewe, wingewingewingewingewinge, you're ****ing stupid, wingewingeiwngewinge"

I'm like, I don't care what you believe, Guy.

Why'd you get so butt hurt?

Y'know? ****er brought it on himself.
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Old 02-27-2013, 08:32 PM   #54
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Old 02-27-2013, 08:35 PM   #55
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Old 02-27-2013, 08:36 PM   #56
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Old 02-27-2013, 08:47 PM   #57
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